Dillan: Why did the banana go to the doctor? Ben: Why? Dillan: It wasn’t peeling well. Joke by Dillan E., Olathe, Kansas4 commentsLoading...
Erik: Why did the pony go to the doctor? Leroy: Beats me. Erik: It was a little horse. Joke by Logan W., Fairfield, CaliforniaP0 commentsLoading...
John: What do you call a supernatural doctor? Marcus: What? John: A para-medic. Joke by John C., The Dalles, Oregon0 commentsLoading...
Erik: Why did the pony go to the doctor? Leroy: Beats me. Erik: It was a little horse. Joke by Logan W., Fairfield, California1 commentsLoading...
Patient: Doctor, doctor! I think I might be a deck of cards. Doctor: Go sit in the waiting room. I’ll deal with you later. Joke by Anish S., Cumming, Georgia0 commentsLoading...
A man takes his sick Chihuahua to the veterinarian. They’re immediately taken back to a room. Soon, a Labrador walks in, sniffs the Chihuahua for 10 minutes and leaves. Then a cat comes in, stares at the Chihuahua for 10 minutes and leaves. Finally, the doctor comes in, prescribes some medicine and hands the man a $250 bill. “This must be a mistake,” the man says. “I’ve been here only 20 minutes!” “No mistake,” the doctor says. “It’s $100 for the lab test, $100 for the cat scan and $50 for the medicine.” Joke by Daniel H., Caledonia, Michigan14 commentsLoading...
Joey: What did the balloon say to the doctor? Mark: What? Joey: “I feel lightheaded!” Joke by Joey G., Springboro, Ohio6 commentsLoading...
Luke: Why did the bee go see the doctor? Jake: I give up. Luke: It had hives. Joke by Jalen P., Ama, La.2 commentsLoading...
Man: Doctor, I think I’m becoming a dog! Doctor: Just relax. Have a seat, and I’ll help you. Man: But doctor, I’m not allowed on the furniture! Joke by Lee J., Galveston, Texas4 commentsLoading...
George: What do cats say when they get hurt? Jeff: Tell me. George: “Me-OW!” Joke by George Y., San Ramon, Calif.11 commentsLoading...
Daffynition: Deliver—To remove a vital organ. Joke by Christopher K., Wolverine Lake, Mich.10 commentsLoading...