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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Comic by Pat Lewis
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Dillan: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Ben: Why?
Dillan: It wasn’t peeling well.

Joke by Dillan E., Olathe, Kansas
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Erik: Why did the pony go to the doctor?
Leroy: Beats me.
Erik: It was a little horse.

Joke by Logan W., Fairfield, CaliforniaP
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John: What do you call a supernatural doctor?
Marcus: What?
John: A para-medic.

Joke by John C., The Dalles, Oregon
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Erik: Why did the pony go to the doctor?
Leroy: Beats me.
Erik: It was a little horse.

Joke by Logan W., Fairfield, California
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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I think I might be a deck of cards.
Doctor: Go sit in the waiting room. I’ll deal with you later.

Joke by Anish S., Cumming, Georgia
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Jon Carter
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A man takes his sick Chihuahua to the veterinarian. They’re immediately taken back to a room.

Soon, a Labrador walks in, sniffs the Chihuahua for 10 minutes and leaves. Then a cat comes in, stares at the Chihuahua for 10 minutes and leaves. Finally, the doctor
comes in, prescribes some medicine and hands the man a $250 bill.

“This must be a mistake,” the man says. “I’ve been here only 20 minutes!”

“No mistake,” the doctor says. “It’s $100 for the lab test, $100 for the cat scan and $50 for the medicine.”

Joke by Daniel H., Caledonia, Michigan
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Vahan Shirvanian
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Joey: What did the balloon say to the doctor?
Mark: What?
Joey: “I feel lightheaded!”

Joke by Joey G., Springboro, Ohio
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Luke: Why did the bee go see the doctor?
Jake: I give up.
Luke: It had hives.

Joke by Jalen P., Ama, La.
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Man: Doctor, I think I’m becoming a dog!
Doctor: Just relax. Have a seat, and I’ll help you.
Man: But doctor, I’m not allowed on the furniture!

Joke by Lee J., Galveston, Texas
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George: What do cats say when they get hurt?
Jeff: Tell me.
George: “Me-OW!”

Joke by George Y., San Ramon, Calif.
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Daffynition: Deliver—To remove a vital organ.

Joke by Christopher K., Wolverine Lake, Mich.
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