Derek: Why did the doctor have to hold his temper? Dan: Beats me. Derek: So he wouldn’t lose his patients. Joke by Dan H., Beavercreek, Ohio12 commentsLoading...
Bob: When do windows see the doctor? Joe: I don’t know. Bob: When they have panes! Joke by Senthooran K., Lisle, Ill.5 commentsLoading...
Simon: Why did the orange go to the hospital? Ted: I haven’t a clue. Simon: Because it wasn’t peeling well. Joke by Simon X., Riyadh, Saudi Arabia4 commentsLoading...
Daffynition: Quack—A duck that has no business practicing medicine. Joke by Will G., Rutland, Vt.4 commentsLoading...
Sal: How did the man know how to find the chiropractor? Sam: Search me. Sal: He had a hunch! Joke by Salvatore V., St. Louis, Mo.5 commentsLoading...
Joe: When do doctors get angry? Bob: I don’t know. When? Joe: When they run out of patients! Joke by Joseph H., Cupertino, Calif.14 commentsLoading...
Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, "Congratulations! You're the father of twins." "That's odd," answers the man. "I work for the Minnesota Twins!" A nurse says to the second guy, "Congratulations! You're the father of triplets!" "That's weird," answers the second man. "I work for the 3M company!" A nurse tells the third man, "Congratulations! You're the father of quadruplets!" "That's strange," he answers. "I work for the Four Seasons hotel!" The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. "What's wrong?" the others ask. "I work for 7 Up!" Joke by Daniel C., Urbana, Ill.541 commentsLoading...
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