JENNIFER: Why did the dinosaur get kicked out of the army? MADDY: Tell me. JENNIFER: Because people went missing when he snapped to attention. Joke by Jennifer F., Madison, Indiana0 commentsLoading...
ZACHARY: Which of Santa’s reindeer are dinosaurs afraid of? LEE: No idea. ZACHARY: Comet! Joke by Zachary A., Miami, Florida0 commentsLoading...
Gavin: What do you get when you mix a pig and a dinosaur? Victoria: I have no idea. Gavin: Jurassic pork! Joke by Gavin Q., Northborough, Massachusetts1 commentsLoading...
ZED: What is a poorly dressed dinosaur called? NED: What? ZED: An eye-saur. Joke by Tyler H., Winchendon, Massachusetts0 commentsLoading...
JEFF: What do you call a smart dinosaur? JOE: I don’t know. What? JEFF: A thesaurus. Joke by Joseph L., Coralville, Iowa3 commentsLoading...
Jackson: Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Uncle Noel: I don’t know. Why not? Jackson: Because they’re extinct. Joke by Jackson K., Rutland, Vermont14 commentsLoading...
Molly: What do you call an anxious dinosaur? Gerald: What? Molly: A nervous rex. Joke by Molly R., Janesville, Wisconsin0 commentsLoading...
Kaleb: How do you move a 2,000-pound dinosaur? Kenny: I have no idea. Kaleb: With dino-mite! Joke by Kaleb W., Duluth, Minn.6 commentsLoading...
Jake: What dinosaur lives in Canada? Joe: I’m stumped. Jake: A Toronto-saurus rex! Joke by Jake D., San Jose, Calif.6 commentsLoading...