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JENNIFER: Why did the dinosaur get kicked out of the army?
MADDY: Tell me.
JENNIFER: Because people went missing when he snapped to attention.

Joke by Jennifer F., Madison, Indiana
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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ZACHARY: Which of Santa’s reindeer are dinosaurs afraid of?
LEE: No idea.
ZACHARY: Comet!

Joke by Zachary A., Miami, Florida
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Gavin: What do you get when you mix a pig and a dinosaur?
Victoria: I have no idea.
Gavin: Jurassic pork!

Joke by Gavin Q., Northborough, Massachusetts
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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ZED: What is a poorly dressed dinosaur called?
NED: What?
ZED: An eye-saur.

Joke by Tyler H., Winchendon, Massachusetts
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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JEFF: What do you call a smart dinosaur?
JOE: I don’t know. What?
JEFF: A thesaurus.

Joke by Joseph L., Coralville, Iowa
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Jackson: Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Uncle Noel: I don’t know. Why not?
Jackson: Because they’re extinct.

Joke by Jackson K., Rutland, Vermont
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Molly: What do you call an anxious dinosaur?
Gerald: What?
Molly: A nervous rex.

Joke by Molly R., Janesville, Wisconsin
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Kaleb: How do you move a 2,000-pound dinosaur?
Kenny: I have no idea.
Kaleb: With dino-mite!

Joke by Kaleb W., Duluth, Minn.
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Jake: What dinosaur lives in Canada?
Joe: I’m stumped.
Jake: A Toronto-saurus rex!

Joke by Jake D., San Jose, Calif.
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