Laugh at funny Dinosaur jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

HARRISON: What do you call a dinosaur that explodes?
LORI: I don’t know.
HARRISON: Dino-mite.

Joke by Harrison C., Wichita, Kansas
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TRISTAN: What do you call an ancient pig?
MELODY: Tell me.
TRISTAN: Jurassic pork.

Joke by Tristan T., Longview, Washington
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ZACHARY: Which of Santa’s reindeer are dinosaurs afraid of?
LEE: Tell me.
ZACHARY: Comet!

Joke by Zachary A., Miami, Florida
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Comic by Kyle Bravo
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Nathan Cooper
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Kyle Bravo
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Max: Why did the dinosaur cross the street?
Dax: I haven’t the foggiest.
Max: Because the chicken was out sick.

Joke by Max L. , Northbrook, Illinois
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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MAX: Why did the dinosaur cross the street?
SAM: I haven’t the foggiest.
MAX: Because the chicken was out sick.

Joke by Max L., Northbrook, Illinois
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VINCE: Why do dinosaurs hide from Santa’s reindeer?
MAX: Why?
VINCE: Because they’re afraid of Comet.

Joke by Vince W., Meridian, Indiana
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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JENNIFER: Why did the dinosaur get kicked out of the army?
MADDY: Tell me.
JENNIFER: Because people went missing when he snapped to attention.

Joke by Jennifer F., Madison, Indiana
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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ZACHARY: Which of Santa’s reindeer are dinosaurs afraid of?
LEE: No idea.
ZACHARY: Comet!

Joke by Zachary A., Miami, Florida
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Gavin: What do you get when you mix a pig and a dinosaur?
Victoria: I have no idea.
Gavin: Jurassic pork!

Joke by Gavin Q., Northborough, Massachusetts
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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ZED: What is a poorly dressed dinosaur called?
NED: What?
ZED: An eye-saur.

Joke by Tyler H., Winchendon, Massachusetts
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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JEFF: What do you call a smart dinosaur?
JOE: I don’t know. What?
JEFF: A thesaurus.

Joke by Joseph L., Coralville, Iowa
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