Laugh at funny Dinosaur jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

JEFF: What do you call a smart dinosaur?
JOE: I don’t know. What?
JEFF: A thesaurus.

Joke by Joseph L., Coralville, Iowa
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Jackson: Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Uncle Noel: I don’t know. Why not?
Jackson: Because they’re extinct.

Joke by Jackson K., Rutland, Vermont
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Molly: What do you call an anxious dinosaur?
Gerald: What?
Molly: A nervous rex.

Joke by Molly R., Janesville, Wisconsin
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by ThomasToons
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Thomas Toons
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Kaleb: How do you move a 2,000-pound dinosaur?
Kenny: I have no idea.
Kaleb: With dino-mite!

Joke by Kaleb W., Duluth, Minn.
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Jake: What dinosaur lives in Canada?
Joe: I’m stumped.
Jake: A Toronto-saurus rex!

Joke by Jake D., San Jose, Calif.
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Daffynition: Thesauruses—Two similar dinosaurs.

Joke by Jacob F., Oak Hill, Va.
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Phil: What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
Matt: I don’t know. What?
Phil: “Dinosnores!”

Joke by Matthew P., Union, N.J.
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