Daffynition: Burger — What bears say when they’re cold. Joke by Ollie and Millie M., Lansing, Michigan0 commentsLoading...
IAN: What is a polar bear’s favorite movie? BERLY: What? IAN: The Polar Express. Joke by Ian B., Doraville, Georgia0 commentsLoading...
Jacob: What do you call a bear that loves the rain? Sara: I don’t know. What? Jacob: A drizzly bear. Joke by Jacob S., Philadelphia, Pennsylvania0 commentsLoading...
JAYDEN: What is a panda’s favorite Halloween food? CAYDEN: What? JAYDEN: Bam-BOO! Joke by Jayden V., Westerly, Rhode Island1 commentsLoading...
Taylor: What do you call a bear with no teeth? Chance: What? Taylor: A gummy bear. Joke by Taylor T., Eden, North Carolina27 commentsLoading...
Travis: Where do polar bears vote? Anthony: Where? Travis: The North Poll. Joke by Travis S., Alta Loma, California1 commentsLoading...
John: How did the grizzly catch the fish? Pedro: How? John: With his bear hands. Joke by William L., Magnolia, Texas5 commentsLoading...
Chris: What do you call a polar bear on skates? Alex: I haven’t the foggiest. Chris: A roller bear! Joke by Christopher R., Temple, Texas4 commentsLoading...
Josh: What language do polar bears speak? Tim: What? Josh: North Polish. Joke by Josh C., Arlington Heights, Ill.0 commentsLoading...
Wyatt: What do you call a bear that steps in gum? Clark: What? Wyatt: A “gummy” bear! Joke by Wyatt N., Elkhart, Ind.1 commentsLoading...
Chris: I thought you were going bear hunting. Matt: I was, but I only made it as far as the highway. Chris: What happened? Matt: Well, I saw a road sign that said “Bear Left,” so I came home. Joke by Matt M., Eagle, Colo.2 commentsLoading...
Mike: What did the teddy bear say when offered dessert? Ike: Tell me. Mike: “No, thanks; I’m stuffed!” Joke by Dave T., Foresthill, Calif.2 commentsLoading...
Gavin: What do you call a sick martial-artist bear from China? Kevin: Beats me. Gavin: “Kung-flu panda!” Joke by Gavin H., Stoughton, Mass.5 commentsLoading...