Bear jokes – Jokes by Scout Life

Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Daffynition: Burger — What bears say when they’re cold.

Joke by Ollie and Millie M., Lansing, Michigan
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IAN: What is a polar bear’s favorite movie?
BERLY: What?
IAN: The Polar Express.

Joke by Ian B., Doraville, Georgia
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Jacob: What do you call a bear that loves the rain?
Sara: I don’t know. What?
Jacob: A drizzly bear.

Joke by Jacob S., Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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JAYDEN: What is a panda’s favorite Halloween food?
CAYDEN: What?
JAYDEN: Bam-BOO!

Joke by Jayden V., Westerly, Rhode Island
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Taylor: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Chance: What?
Taylor: A gummy bear.

Joke by Taylor T., Eden, North Carolina
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Travis: Where do polar bears vote?
Anthony: Where?
Travis: The North Poll.

Joke by Travis S., Alta Loma, California
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John: How did the grizzly catch the ﬁsh?
Pedro: How?
John: With his bear hands.

Joke by William L., Magnolia, Texas
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Chris: What do you call a polar bear on skates?
Alex: I haven’t the foggiest.
Chris: A roller bear!

Joke by Christopher R., Temple, Texas
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A book never written: “How to Wrestle Bears” by Dane Jerrous.

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Josh: What language do polar bears speak?
Tim: What?
Josh: North Polish.

Joke by Josh C., Arlington Heights, Ill.
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Comic by Vahan Shirvanian
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Wyatt: What do you call a bear that steps in gum?
Clark: What?
Wyatt: A “gummy” bear!

Joke by Wyatt N., Elkhart, Ind.
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Chris: I thought you were going bear hunting.
Matt: I was, but I only made it as far as the highway.
Chris: What happened?
Matt: Well, I saw a road sign that said “Bear Left,” so I came home.

Joke by Matt M., Eagle, Colo.
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Mike: What did the teddy bear say when offered dessert?
Ike: Tell me.
Mike: “No, thanks; I’m stuffed!”

Joke by Dave T., Foresthill, Calif.
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Gavin: What do you call a sick martial-artist bear from China?
Kevin: Beats me.
Gavin: “Kung-flu panda!”

Joke by Gavin H., Stoughton, Mass.
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