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Comic by Jon Carter
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CULLEN: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
DAISY: What?
CULLEN: A gummy bear.

Joke by Cullen L., Troup, Texas
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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A bear walks into a restaurant and says, “I want a grilled ... cheese.”
The waiter says, “Why the big pause?”
The bear replies, “I don’t know. I was born with them.”

Joke by Nathan G., Chester Springs, Pennsylvania
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Jeangib: Why don’t bears wear hiking boots?
Tom: I don’t know.
Jeangib: Because they prefer to go barefoot.

Joke by Jeangib G., Rush Center, Kansas
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John: How did the grizzly catch the fish?
Pedro: How?
John: With his bear hands.

Joke by William L., Magnolia, Texas
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Comic by Van Scott
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Comic by Chuck Dillon
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Daffynition: Burger — What bears say when they’re cold.

Joke by Ollie and Millie M., Lansing, Michigan
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IAN: What is a polar bear’s favorite movie?
BERLY: What?
IAN: The Polar Express.

Joke by Ian B., Doraville, Georgia
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Jacob: What do you call a bear that loves the rain?
Sara: I don’t know. What?
Jacob: A drizzly bear.

Joke by Jacob S., Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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JAYDEN: What is a panda’s favorite Halloween food?
CAYDEN: What?
JAYDEN: Bam-BOO!

Joke by Jayden V., Westerly, Rhode Island
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Taylor: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Chance: What?
Taylor: A gummy bear.

Joke by Taylor T., Eden, North Carolina
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Travis: Where do polar bears vote?
Anthony: Where?
Travis: The North Poll.

Joke by Travis S., Alta Loma, California
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John: How did the grizzly catch the ﬁsh?
Pedro: How?
John: With his bear hands.

Joke by William L., Magnolia, Texas
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