Laugh at funny Bear jokes and comics for kids

Chris: What do you call a polar bear on skates?
Alex: I haven’t the foggiest.
Chris: A roller bear!

Joke by Christopher R., Temple, Texas
4 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star

A book never written: “How to Wrestle Bears” by Dane Jerrous.

0 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star

Josh: What language do polar bears speak?
Tim: What?
Josh: North Polish.

Joke by Josh C., Arlington Heights, Ill.
1 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star

Comic by Vahan Shirvanian
3 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star

Comic by Harley Schwadron
2 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star

Wyatt: What do you call a bear that steps in gum?
Clark: What?
Wyatt: A “gummy” bear!

Joke by Wyatt N., Elkhart, Ind.
1 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star

Chris: I thought you were going bear hunting.
Matt: I was, but I only made it as far as the highway.
Chris: What happened?
Matt: Well, I saw a road sign that said “Bear Left,” so I came home.

Joke by Matt M., Eagle, Colo.
2 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star

Mike: What did the teddy bear say when offered dessert?
Ike: Tell me.
Mike: “No, thanks; I’m stuffed!”

Joke by Dave T., Foresthill, Calif.
2 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star

Gavin: What do you call a sick martial-artist bear from China?
Kevin: Beats me.
Gavin: “Kung-flu panda!”

Joke by Gavin H., Stoughton, Mass.
5 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star

A bear walks into a restaurant. The waiter asks him what he would like.

The bear says, “A steak … and a salad.”

The waiter asks, “Why the big paws?”

Joke by Carl H., Wayzata, Minn.
1 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star

Frank: What do you call a grizzly with no teeth?
Bob: I don’t know, what?
Frank: A gummy bear.

Joke by Michael M., Marietta, Ga.
6 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star

Kaleb: What do you call a polar bear wearing earmuffs?
Alvin: Anything you want. He can’t hear you!

Joke by Kaleb R., Morganton, N.C.
16 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star

Steve and Mark are camping when a bear suddenly comes out and growls. Steve starts putting on his tennis shoes.

Mark says, “What are you doing? You can’t outrun a bear!”

Steve says, “I don’t have to outrun the bear—I just have to outrun you!”

Joke by Kyle R., St. Louis, Mo.
18 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star

A book never written: “Arctic Life” by Paul R. Bear.

Joke by Tom L., Indian Trail, N.C.
3 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star

Sam: Why do bears hibernate for so long?
Jacob: I’m not sure.
Sam: Because no one is brave enough to wake them up.

Joke by Sam P., Round Hill, Va.
6 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star

A man was walking through the woods when a bear started to chase him.

Soon the man tired of running, fell to his knees and prayed, “Lord, please don’t let this bear eat me.”

The man noticed the bear was also praying: “Lord, thank you for this meal I am about to receive.”

Joke by Eric L., Rocky Point, N.C.
30 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star

Jim: What did the polar bear say to the caribou?
Tim: What?
Jim: “You must weigh a tundra!”

Joke by James P., Mechanicsville, Va.
2 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star

Austin: What kind of shoes does a bear wear in the woods?
Boston: What?
Austin: None—it goes bearfooted!

Joke by Austin B., Calabasas, Calif.
1 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star

Tony: How do you hire a teddy bear?
Troy: How?
Tony: Put it on stilts!

Joke by Anthony D., San Jose, Calif.
3 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star

A book never written: “How to Survive a Bear Attack” by Ben Eaton.

Joke by Alex A., Meridian, Idaho
6 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star

Aaron: How many paws does a bear have?
Sharon: Four.
Aaron: Nope. Just one. Plus one maw.

Joke by Aaron G., Middleton, Idaho
15 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star

Tim: What is Smokey the Bear’s middle name?
Andrew: I have no idea. What?
Tim: “The.”

Joke by Andrew R., Holbrook, N.Y.
4 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star

Steve and Mark are camping when a bear suddenly comes out and growls.

Steve starts putting on his tennis shoes.

Mark says, "What are you doing? You can't outrun a bear!"

Steve says, "I don't have to outrun the bear—I just have to outrun you!"

Joke by Kyle R., St. Louis, Mo.
6 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "I'll have a drink and………some peanuts."

The bartender asks, "Why the big paws?"

Joke by Evan K., West Des Moines, Iowa
4 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star

Zane: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Cindy: I don't know.
Zane: A gummy bear.

Joke by Tyler H., Lubbock, Tex.
5 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star