Steve and Mark are camping when a bear suddenly comes out and growls.
Steve starts putting on his tennis shoes.
Mark says, “What are you doing? You can’t outrun a bear!”
Steve says, “I don’t have to outrun the bear—I just have to outrun you!”
Joke submitted by Kyle R., St. Louis, Mo.
Steve and Mark are camping when a bear suddenly comes out and growls.
Steve starts putting on his tennis shoes.
Mark says, “What are you doing? You can’t outrun a bear!”
Steve says, “I don’t have to outrun the bear—I just have to outrun you!”
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i made that 1 up, theif
That is a LIE !!!!! How would he know The Joke
I’ve heard that stupid joke so many times
I don’t get it
Pieman,
If Steve outran Mark, Mark will be eaten
I’ve heard that joke before, but I don’t care because it’s a good joke. It’s really funny>