Running from a bear

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A man was walking through the woods when a bear started to chase him. 

Soon the man tired of running, fell to his knees and prayed, “Lord, please don’t let this bear eat me.”

The man noticed the bear was also praying: “Lord, thank you for this meal I am about to receive.”


  1. Nice joke. I think the joke was one of the best I’ve ever seen (and i’ve seen A LOT!).
    5 stars for this joke because it was AMAZING!!!!!!!!

  2. Religious and funny. You don’t see many of those anymore. Definitely 5 stars. Kudos, man. Kudos.

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