A bear walks into a restaurant and says, “I want a grilled ... cheese.” The waiter says, “Why the big pause?” The bear replies, “I don’t know. I was born with them.” Joke by Nathan G., Chester Springs, Pennsylvania0 commentsLoading...
ADAM: Where did the duck go to eat? DAN: I don’t know. ADAM: Quack in the Box. Joke by Adam H., Pocatello, Idaho0 commentsLoading...
Aaron: Excuse me, waiter, is there spaghetti on the menu? Waiter: No, but we have some in the kitchen. Joke by Aaron S., Euclid, Ohio1 commentsLoading...
A WEASEL WALKS INTO A RESTAURANT, and the waitress asks, “What would you like to drink?” “Pop!” goes the weasel. Joke by Westley P., Charlevoix, Michigan 2 commentsLoading...
WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: If you wait for the waiter at a restaurant, you become the waiter, too, don’t you? Joke by Jesse U., Springfield, Missouri14 commentsLoading...
Fred: What do you call a secret appointment at a hot-dog restaurant? George: I have no clue. Fred: A mystery meat-ing. Joke by Hezekiah B., Bellingham, Washington0 commentsLoading...
Two jumper cables walk into a restaurant. A waiter says, “You two better not start anything.” Joke by Dade M., Washington, Utah1 commentsLoading...