Laugh at funny Restaurant jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

A bear walks into a restaurant and says, “I want a grilled ... cheese.”
The waiter says, “Why the big pause?”
The bear replies, “I don’t know. I was born with them.”

Joke by Nathan G., Chester Springs, Pennsylvania
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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ADAM: Where did the duck go to eat?
DAN: I don’t know.
ADAM: Quack in the Box.

Joke by Adam H., Pocatello, Idaho
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Van Scott
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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A WEASEL WALKS INTO A RESTAURANT, and the waitress asks, “What would you like to drink?”
“Pop!” goes the weasel.

Joke by Westley P., Charlevoix, Michigan
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by ThomasToons
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: If you wait for the waiter at a restaurant, you become the waiter, too, don’t you?

Joke by Jesse U., Springfield, Missouri
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Fred: What do you call a secret appointment at a hot-dog restaurant?
George: I have no clue.
Fred: A mystery meat-ing.

Joke by Hezekiah B., Bellingham, Washington
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Two jumper cables walk into a restaurant.
A waiter says, “You two better not start anything.”

Joke by Dade M., Washington, Utah
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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