A WEASEL WALKS INTO A RESTAURANT, and the waitress asks, “What would you like to drink?” “Pop!” goes the weasel. Joke by Westley P., Charlevoix, Michigan 2 commentsLoading...
WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: If you wait for the waiter at a restaurant, you become the waiter, too, don’t you? Joke by Jesse U., Springfield, Missouri11 commentsLoading...
Fred: What do you call a secret appointment at a hot-dog restaurant? George: I have no clue. Fred: A mystery meat-ing. Joke by Hezekiah B., Bellingham, Washington0 commentsLoading...
Two jumper cables walk into a restaurant. A waiter says, “You two better not start anything.” Joke by Dade M., Washington, Utah1 commentsLoading...
Chris: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Bryan: No. How is it? Chris: It had great food, but no atmosphere. Joke by Chris B., West Chester, Ohio8 commentsLoading...
Lesley: What did the plate say to the silverware? Dillon: I don’t know. Tell me. Lesley: “Dinner’s on me!” Joke by Lesley R., Clinton, Utah2 commentsLoading...
A boy read a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free French fries. “Sounds great,” said the health-conscious boy. He ordered some. He watched as the cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer. The potatoes were dripping with oil when the cook put them into the container. “Wait a minute,” the boy said. “Those don’t look fat-free.” “Sure they are,” the cook said. “We charge only for the potatoes. The fat is free!” Joke by Sam S., Birmingham, Ala.30 commentsLoading...