Laugh at funny Restaurant jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

ELIZA: What’s a waiter’s favorite meal?
TAYLOR: I’m stumped.
ELIZA: Fish and tips.

Joke by Eliza T., Chardon, Ohio
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A waiter gives a gentleman a cup of coffee. The gentleman takes a sip and spits it out.

He turns to the waiter and says, “Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!”

The waiter, looking surprised, turns to the gentleman and says, “But, sir, it’s fresh ground!”

Joke by Aaron W., Groton, New York
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CURREN: Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?
CRAIG: What about it?
CURREN: It has great food but no atmosphere.

Joke by Curren M., Virginia Beach, Virginia
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Comic by Scott Masear
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A bear walks into a restaurant and says, “I want a grilled ... cheese.”
The waiter says, “Why the big pause?”
The bear replies, “I don’t know. I was born with them.”

Joke by Nathan G., Chester Springs, Pennsylvania
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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ADAM: Where did the duck go to eat?
DAN: I don’t know.
ADAM: Quack in the Box.

Joke by Adam H., Pocatello, Idaho
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Van Scott
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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A WEASEL WALKS INTO A RESTAURANT, and the waitress asks, “What would you like to drink?”
“Pop!” goes the weasel.

Joke by Westley P., Charlevoix, Michigan
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by ThomasToons
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: If you wait for the waiter at a restaurant, you become the waiter, too, don’t you?

Joke by Jesse U., Springfield, Missouri
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