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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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A WEASEL WALKS INTO A RESTAURANT,
and the waitress asks, “What would you like to drink?”
“Pop!” goes the weasel.

 

Joke by Westley P., Charlevoix, Michigan 
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by ThomasToons
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: If you wait for the waiter at a restaurant, you become the waiter, too, don’t you?

Joke by Jesse U., Springfield, Missouri
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Fred: What do you call a secret appointment at a hot-dog restaurant?
George: I have no clue.
Fred: A mystery meat-ing.

Joke by Hezekiah B., Bellingham, Washington
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Two jumper cables walk into a restaurant.
A waiter says, “You two better not start anything.”

Joke by Dade M., Washington, Utah
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Nathan Cooper
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Chris: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Bryan: No. How is it?
Chris: It had great food, but no atmosphere.

Joke by Chris B., West Chester, Ohio
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Daryll Collins
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Nathan Cooper
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Comic by Thomastoons
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Lesley: What did the plate say to the silverware?
Dillon: I don’t know. Tell me.
Lesley: “Dinner’s on me!”

Joke by Lesley R., Clinton, Utah
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A boy read a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free French fries. 

“Sounds great,” said the health-conscious boy. He ordered some. 

He watched as the cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer. The potatoes were dripping with oil when the cook put them into the container. 

“Wait a minute,” the boy said. “Those don’t look fat-free.” 

“Sure they are,” the cook said. “We charge only for the potatoes. The fat is free!”

Joke by Sam S., Birmingham, Ala.
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