A WEASEL WALKS INTO A RESTAURANT, and the waitress asks, “What would you like to drink?” “Pop!” goes the weasel. Joke by Westley P., Charlevoix, Michigan 2 commentsLoading...
WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: If you wait for the waiter at a restaurant, you become the waiter, too, don’t you? Joke by Jesse U., Springfield, Missouri13 commentsLoading...
Fred: What do you call a secret appointment at a hot-dog restaurant? George: I have no clue. Fred: A mystery meat-ing. Joke by Hezekiah B., Bellingham, Washington0 commentsLoading...
Two jumper cables walk into a restaurant. A waiter says, “You two better not start anything.” Joke by Dade M., Washington, Utah1 commentsLoading...
Chris: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Bryan: No. How is it? Chris: It had great food, but no atmosphere. Joke by Chris B., West Chester, Ohio8 commentsLoading...