A guy throws a snail

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. 

A year later, there’s another knock at the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says, “What was that all about?”


    • It took the snail a long time to get back to the door.

  1. HaHAHAHa A talking snail?!? That’s so funny!!! Snails are slow; Even the fastest snails can only travel about one meter per hour by their own locomotion. Still, in a year a garden snail could probably travel a mile. If the snail came right back that guy must have a pretty good arm or maybe he threw the snail downhill.

  2. First, how does he know that the snail is the same. well, anyways, its just a joke and is meant for humor, but really, it is cool dude!

    • Not the same joke the one in training day was meant to be a comparison between jake and Alonzo jake the snail Alonzo the man

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