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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by ThomasToons
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Kyle: How did the two snails settle their differences?
Tommy: Tell me.
Kyle: They slugged it out!

Joke by Kyle S., Derwood, Md.
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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

A year later, there’s another knock at the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says, “What was that all about?”

Joke by Arnold C., Honolulu, Hawaii
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A turtle was crossing the road when two snails mugged him. The police showed up and asked the turtle what happened. “I don’t know,” the turtle replied. “It all happened so fast.”

Joke by Shiloh M., Billings, Mont.
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Connor: What did the snail say while it was riding on top of the turtle?
Bonner: I haven’t the foggiest. What?
Connor: “WHEEEEEE!”

Joke by Connor S., Geneva, Ill.
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A snail goes to buy a car. The salesman is surprised when the snail picks out a fast, expensive sports car. He’s even more surprised when the snail requires that a big red “S” be painted on both sides.

“Why would you want such a thing?” asked the salesman.

The snail replied, “I want people to say, ‘Look at that S car go!’”

Joke by Meghan and Jackson K., Van Buren, Ark.
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Did you hear about the snail that was beaten up by two turtles?

Its friends were looking for revenge, so they wanted to know: “Did you get a good look at the turtles that did this?”

“No,” the snail answered. “It all happened so fast.”

Joke by Ross S., Perrysburg, Ohio.
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