A turtle mugged by 2 snails.

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A turtle was crossing the road when two snails mugged him.  The police showed up and asked the turtle what happened.  “I don’t know,” the turtle replied. “It all happened so fast.”


  1. Correct! Snails are slow and they mugged the turtle obviously very SLOWLY and the turtle said “He didn’t remember because it happened so fast” get it now? It’s a backward silly joke!

  2. One of my favorite all time jokes. Attributed to Pastor Mike Reed, who always started a sermon with a joke. RIP P Mike

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