A turtle was crossing the road when two snails mugged him. The police showed up and asked the turtle what happened. “I don’t know,” the turtle replied. “It all happened so fast.”
Joke submitted by Shiloh M., Billings, Mont.
A turtle was crossing the road when two snails mugged him. The police showed up and asked the turtle what happened. “I don’t know,” the turtle replied. “It all happened so fast.”
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Ha – Ha
i get it. funny jokes 🙂
I thought it was so funny
I get it
This was in a Blue Bloods episode
Yes I remember it was told while the 4 cops were seated at a table in a restaurant.
Should be two turtles mugging a snail. Snails are slower than turtles.
I don’t think you get the joke at all.
Correct! Snails are slow and they mugged the turtle obviously very SLOWLY and the turtle said “He didn’t remember because it happened so fast” get it now? It’s a backward silly joke!
One of my favorite all time jokes. Attributed to Pastor Mike Reed, who always started a sermon with a joke. RIP P Mike