Did you hear about the snail that was beaten up by two turtles?
Its friends were looking for revenge, so they wanted to know: “Did you get a good look at the turtles that did this?”
“No,” the snail answered. “It all happened so fast.”
Joke submitted by Ross S., Perrysburg, Ohio.
Did you hear about the snail that was beaten up by two turtles?
Its friends were looking for revenge, so they wanted to know: “Did you get a good look at the turtles that did this?”
“No,” the snail answered. “It all happened so fast.”
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i get it “so fast”about turtles
i like this one
This is one of the best ‘slow’ jokes I’ve ever heard!
was it the TMNT
eeeeeeehhhh its ok
lol…nice joke….congratz on making the top 25 ^_^
i thin it was 1/100
HHEEYY!!
i dont like it because both animals are slow.
funny 🙂 12 star
Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s not nice to make fun of snails!
i like it
I don’treally get it… 😐
It’s Great!
Perfect
I get it
somewhat entertaining
A LOLER.