A man dug a tunnel out of jail and came up on a preschool playground.
“I’m free! I’m free!” he yelled.
“Big deal,” said a little boy. “I’m 4.”
A man escaped from prison
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Joke submitted by Evan S., Farmington Hills, Mich.
Loading...A man dug a tunnel out of jail and came up on a preschool playground.
“I’m free! I’m free!” he yelled.
“Big deal,” said a little boy. “I’m 4.”
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funny:)
Really funny!
good 1!
It’s Ok
Funny 5 star!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The funny thing is, so many little kids do talk like that…5 *s!
Thats hilarious!
Five stars!!!
I love it. *****stars
not bad….3stars
nice
to do im singing
5 stars good job dude!!!
Yup 5 *’s
Couldn’t the kid tell that the guy was like 30?
LOL 5 stars
5*s AWESOME
3***
1st place!!!!!
Hiarious
its all right 3*s
entertaining
not bad 3 stars ***
it’s okay…
this kid was stupid. the guys not three, cant hee see that!?!?!?!?
This should be in first place!!!
Awsome, 5*s all the way
This joke is AWESOME!!!
LOL. I give it a 4.
I once heard a little kid say he lived in Miami. His friend said angrily, “No! My Ami!” And they started a big argument. “My Ami!” “No, My Ami!” True story.
LOL 😀
I dont get it
4 1/2 stars! LOL : )
If that was real the kid would get kidnapped.
I am on my way
free as in three?
ha ha? {I’ve heard it}.
funny
5 STARS MAN
Good!!!!!!
3 1/2 stars
ITS OKAY
boomer the kid thought that the guy was saying that he was three.
WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that kid must not see the obviuos, if i saw a guy in an orange jump suit pop up out of the ground i would run
Not bad. I’ve heard worse.
100%5STARSWOOOT!
i dont get it
awesome joke
Absssssssolutley Terrific!
That was HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!
lol 0_o
LOLx999,999,999,999
full of laughter long time
it’s FABULOS
thats REALLY REALLY REALLY… well you get the idea. really funny! lol
good joke (-_-)
that man must have been really little to go into jail 😆
great:smile:
Tee Hee!:)
the guy from jail must be a dwarf
😆
i didn’t know they had jails for gnomes
Haha! That’s hilarious! He’d be an awfully big three-year-old.
funny
(-_ -) COOL!
😆 funny!
Not 3,FREE!!ROTFF FfgvSor-sorry,I was rolling on the floor laughing….
no wonder it was so easy for him to get out because he was so small
I love. It is my fav. out of all the jokes on this website.Tee-hee.
low-teck security!
This joke is AWESOME!!!
I love. It is my fav. out of all the jokes on this website.Tee-hee…………………….
funny
funny.
how did he get out onto the preeschool playground
that jail needs to get better jail security and how could that little kid think he was three?????:-0
I should show this to a police officer.
That one gets me every time!
I like it when he actually seesaws with the kid in mine
I`m 8,good joke
I don’t get it
Think the man dug the wrong way
HAHA
that is so funny he says he is free (the preschooler thout that he was three) and the preschooler says that he is four. i made this joke thank you very much.
😛 😀
im free imfree!!!!
hehehehehehe that crackes me up hehe “crack”
this is just about the funniest prisoner joke ever
Thank you, ghoss55! Now I get it! It’s almost Christmas though…..
thanks ghoss55 i needed that clear up of the joke i didn’t get it
i am free to run!
LOL
Nice one
haha my bro talked like that when he was little
i know that joke
it never gets old
BUAHAHAHA* , BUAHAHAHA* !!! *note, this is not evil laughter. This is So Incredibly Hilarious laughter.
heard this before, still kinda funny though
I wonder what he used to get out?
that kid is so clueless! lol!
hilarious!!
ha ha very funny
Very funny. 4 stars!
nice.
That kid didn’t know what ”free” means.
Oh and he didn’t see the prison stripes?!?!?!?!?
didn’t he know a 3 year old is way smaller than that
That’s a great joke! It makes me laugh out loud every time!
i dont get it
To what
the kid thought he said he was three.
I love this! It never gets old in my school!!! 😀 🙂 😉 o_o
i think that the kid thought he said he was three not free so he thought he ment he was older
One of the best. 5 stars.
thats the best one i’ve heard ever!!!!!!!
a 4 year old wouldn’t be in preschool
funny in a corny way. if hes a grown man he would be bigger than a pre schooler.
and another thing four year olds dont go to pre school. 🙁
COOL JOKE
that is realy funny
that is so funny.
i like it 😀
to the terminator: yes they do. I konw that for a fact.
i woudve called the police
a good favorite 5 stars
NICE ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
haha 🙂
That is HILARIOUS!!! Someone has got to make more funny jokes most nowadys are lamE!!!
some three-year-olds will do downright 100% NASTY STUFF!!!!!! 5 stars!
Go four year-old LOL 🙂
i’m 10
I love this joke 🙂
hahahaha:)
best joke ever!
Wow
WOW! AWESOME JOKE!!!!
im using your name! 😀
Funny!
funny. my little sis talks like that
all right. i’ve seen better.
sounds like a kindergardener
wow that joke wuz ok i guess
Funnest joke ever
Such a good joke!
I can’t decide whether to give it free or foh staz