ROBERT: Two shoelaces, a faucet and a broccoli were running in a race. Who won?
TAYLOR: I don’t know.
ROBERT: The shoelaces tied, the broccoli was a head and the faucet was running behind.
Joke submitted by Robert D., Charlottesville, Virginia
ROBERT: Two shoelaces, a faucet and a broccoli were running in a race. Who won?
TAYLOR: I don’t know.
ROBERT: The shoelaces tied, the broccoli was a head and the faucet was running behind.
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