Laugh at funny Race jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

ROBERT: Two shoelaces, a faucet and a broccoli were running in a race. Who won?
TAYLOR: I don’t know.
ROBERT: The shoelaces tied, the broccoli was a head and the faucet was running behind.

Joke by Robert D., Charlottesville, Virginia
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A LAPTOP AND A BOOK WERE RACING. After the race, a reporter asked the laptop how it won. The laptop said, “I was charged up.”

Joke by Owen S., Gainesville, Florida
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MARIANO: What did the cyclist eat when he was in last place?
ROBIN: I don’t know.
MARIANO: Ketchup.

Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska
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Comic by Jerry Howell
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Peter: Which punctuation mark would win a race?
Robert: I don’t know.
Peter: The dash.

Joke by Peter D., Fairfield, Connecticut
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