ROBERT: Two shoelaces, a faucet and a broccoli were running in a race. Who won? TAYLOR: I don’t know. ROBERT: The shoelaces tied, the broccoli was a head and the faucet was running behind. Joke by Robert D., Charlottesville, Virginia0 comments5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star
A head of lettuce, a faucet and a tomato were running in a race. The lettuce was ahead, the faucet was running and the tomato was trying to catch up. Joke by Andy L., Arlington Heights, Illinois3 comments5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star
