ETHAN: Knock, knock.
FRED: Who’s there?
ETHAN: You.
FRED: You, who?
ETHAN: Why are you looking for me? I’m right in front of you.
Joke submitted by Ethan S., Palmyra, Pennsylvania
ETHAN: Knock, knock.
FRED: Who’s there?
ETHAN: You.
FRED: You, who?
ETHAN: Why are you looking for me? I’m right in front of you.
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