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TYLER: What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
MEGAN: I don’t know.
TYLER: Open toad!

Joke by Tyler S., Murfreesboro, Tennessee
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Reese: What do you call shoes made of bananas?
Max: I’m stumped.
Reese: Slippers.

Joke by Reese I., Ambler, Pennsylvania
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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STEVIE: What kind of shoes do mice wear?
JOHNNIE: What kind?
STEVIE: Squeakers.

Joke by John D., Johnstown, Pennsylvania
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Ninad: Where do shoes like to go during summer vacation?
Dustin: Where?
Ninad: Boot camp!

Joke by Ninad K., Fanwood, New Jersey
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Pat Lewis
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Comic by Pat Lewis
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Stevie: What kind of shoes do mice wear?
Johnnie: What kind?
Stevie: Squeakers.

 

Joke by John D., Johnstown, Pennsylvania
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Tom: What is a cartoon artist’s favorite brand of shoes?
Stephen: Tell me.
Tom: Sketchers.

 

Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas
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Tom: What is a cartoonist’s favorite brand of shoes?
Stephen: What?
Tom: Sketchers.

Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas
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Sam: What kind of shoes should someone wear while dissecting a frog?
Ryan: Beats me.
Sam: Open-toad!

Joke by Sam A., Audubon, N.J.
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Alex: What is a spy’s favorite kind of shoes?
Liam: Gee, I don’t know.
Alex: Sneakers!

Joke by Alexander G., Norwalk, Conn.
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Bryan: What kind of shoes do mice wear?
Myrna: Tell me.
Bryan: Squeakers!

Joke by Bryan M., Waseca, Minn.
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Bob: Knock, knock.
Dillon: Who’s there?
Bob: Amish.
Dillon: Amish, who?
Bob: Really? You don’t look like a shoe.

Joke by J. M., Grayslake, Ill.
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Dan: What is a millipede’s least favorite activity?
Bob: I don’t know.
Dan: Buying new shoes.

Joke by Daniel P., Overland Park, Kan.
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Charles: Knock, knock.
Kenny: Who’s there?
Charles: Wooden shoe.
Kenny: Wooden shoe, who?
Charles: Wooden shoe like to know!

Joke by Charles S., Gilbert, Ariz.
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