Animal jokes – Jokes by Scout Life

A PUNNY BOOK: “Wild Animals” by Kai Otee.

Joke by Hudson F., Andover, Massachusetts
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Jonah: Why can’t leopards ever escape from the zoo?
Sam: I don’t know.
Jonah: Because they are always spotted.

Joke by Jonah K., College Station, Texas
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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DEVOM: What animal doesn’t deserve straight A’s in school?
SHAWN: I don’t know.
DEVOM: A cheetah!

Joke by Devom B., Eastvale, California
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by ThomasToons
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Pat Lewis
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by ThomasToons
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Nathan: Why do tigers have stripes?
Thomas: Why?
Nathan: So they aren’t spotted.

Joke by Nathan T., Hanover, Pennsylvania
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Sam: What animal wears a coat all winter and pants in the summer?
Jackie: I don’t know. What?
Sam: A dog.

Joke by Samuel E., Coweta, Oklahoma
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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William: Which animal writes the best?
Matthew: Which one?
William: A pen-guin.

Joke by William W., Fairﬁeld, California
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Thomas Toons
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Comic by ThomasToons
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Chris: Where do animals go when their tails fall off?
Bob: Where?
Chris: The retail store.

Joke by Christopher G., Ninde, Virginia
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A punny book: "Horseplay" by Ima E. Quine.

Joke by Caleb H., Sayre, Pennsylvania
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Kevin: My horse is too slow. How do I make him fast?
Evan: Simple. Don’t give him anything to eat.

Joke by Matt P., Cumberland, Rhode Island
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