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Get ready to roar with laughter! Our wild collection of animal jokes is packed with purr-fectly funny puns and one-liners about your favorite furry, feathered, and finned friends.

Ben: What do you get if you cross a shark with a skunk?
Steven: What?
Ben: As far away as possible.

Joke by Ben L., Bethesda, Maryland
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SETH: How do rabbits travel?
RILEY: I haven’t the foggiest.
SETH: On hare-planes.

Joke by Seth P., Melbourne, Florida
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ENZO: What do you call a fairy tale made by a giraffe?
EMILY: What?
ENZO: A tall tale.

Joke by Enzo S., Redondo Beach, California
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Comic by Van Scott
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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MARIANO: What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?
AVERY: Tell me.
MARIANO: A moo-sician.

Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Davis: What do you get when you cross a snake and bunny?
Sean:
I don’t know.
Davis: A jump rope.

, Riverdale, Utah
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Comic by Van Scott
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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JOHNNY: What do you get when you put an alligator in a vest?
SAMMY: I’m not sure.
JOHNNY: An investigator.

Joke by Johnny W., Fayetteville, Tennessee
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Comic by Van Scott
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A PUNNY BOOK: “Wild Animals” by Kai Otee.

Joke by Hudson F., Andover, Massachusetts
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Jonah: Why can’t leopards ever escape from the zoo?
Sam: I don’t know.
Jonah: Because they are always spotted.

Joke by Jonah K., College Station, Texas
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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DEVOM: What animal doesn’t deserve straight A’s in school?
SHAWN: I don’t know.
DEVOM: A cheetah!

Joke by Devom B., Eastvale, California
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by ThomasToons
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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