Animal jokes

Get ready to roar with laughter! Our wild collection of animal jokes is packed with purr-fectly funny puns and one-liners about your favorite furry, feathered, and finned friends.

One day a man with an elephant walks into a movie theater.

“I’m afraid I can’t let your elephant in here, sir,” the manager says.

“Oh, I assure you, he’s very well behaved,” the man says.

“All right then,” the manager says. “If you’re sure. …”

After the movie, the manager says to the man, “I’m very surprised! Your elephant was well behaved, and he even seemed to enjoy the movie!”

“Yes, I was surprised, too,” says the man. “He hated the book.”

Joke by Milo S., Richland, Wash.
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