Laugh at funny Animal jokes and comics for kids

Chuck: How do bees get to their place of learning?
Ron: How?
Chuck: By school buzz.

Joke by Charles D., McAdoo, Pa.
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Jeremy: What do you call a cat that gives up?
Drew: Tell me.
Jeremy: A “quitty.”

Joke by Jeremy H., Greensboro, N.C.
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Logan: Why was the dog so good at coloring between the lines?
Matt: I have no idea.
Logan: It was a border collie!

Joke by Logan P., Marietta, Ga.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: “Can you teach a new dog old tricks?”

Joke by Sean H., Concord, N.C.
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Alek: Why are elephants big and gray?
John: Tell me.
Alek: If they were small and purple, they would just be grapes.

Joke by Alek M., Dublin, Ohio
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Kelby: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Graham: Beats me.
Kelby: He heard the referee calling fowls!

Joke by Kelby D., Firth, Idaho
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A book never written: “Large Cats” by Ty Gurr.

Joke by Taylor K., St. Paul, Minn.
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Nick: Why is a dog’s nose in the middle of its face?
Sam: Tell me.
Nick: Because it’s the scenter!

Joke by Nicholas B., Santa Maria, Calif.
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Stephen: Why did the penguin cross the road?
Brad: Beats me.
Stephen: It just wanted to go with the floe!

Joke by Stephen Z., Caro, Mich.
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Tom: How do rodeo cowboys become rich?
Bill: You stumped me.
Tom: Their horses always give them a buck or two.

Joke by Drew B., McMinnville, Ore.
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Andrew: Wow! It’s raining cats and dogs.
Brian: How can you tell?
Andrew: I just stepped in a poodle.

Joke by Andrew L., Rancho Cordova, Calif.
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Max: What do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
Matt: I haven’t a clue.
Max: A “sourpuss.”

Joke by Max J., Norcross, Ga.
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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other, “Are you worried about mad cow disease?”

The other one says, “No, it doesn’t worry me. I’m a horse!”

Joke by Nathan G., Asbury, N.J.
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Taylor: Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Jake: Tell me.
Taylor: Because of its bark!

Joke by Taylor P., McCalla, Ala.
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Andrew: What do you get when you cross a rooster and a duck?
Ariana: I haven’t a clue.
Andrew: A bird that gets up at the quack of dawn!

Joke by Andrew S., San Lorenzo, Calif.
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Daffynition: Information—How geese fly.

Joke by Haydn L., Broken Arrow, Okla.
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A book never written: "To the Market” by Tobias A. Pigg.

Joke by Tobias G., Bemidji, Minn.
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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

A year later, there’s another knock at the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says, “What was that all about?”

Joke by Arnold C., Honolulu, Hawaii
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Andrew: What animal keeps the best time?
Ryan: I haven’t a clue.
Andrew: A watchdog.

Joke by Andrew P., Greenville, Tex.
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Andrew: My poor dog doesn’t have a nose.
Joe: How does she smell?
Andrew: Terrible!

Joke by Andrew L., Rancho Cordova, Calif.
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Ryan: What do you get when you cross a dog with a penny?
Frank: I dunno.
Ryan: A copper spaniel.

Joke by Ryan H., Lake Mills, Wis.
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Daffyniton: Out of bounds—An exhausted kangaroo.

Joke by Jonathan P., Springfield, Mo.
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Sam: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Danny: Why?
Sam: If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan!

Joke by Samuel N., Gig Harbor, Wash.
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A book never written: “Different Deer Species” by Carrie Bou.

Joke by Justin J., Nolensville, Tenn.
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Andy: Where do dogs park their cars?
Al: Where?
Andy: In the barking lot.

Joke by Andrew A., Lexington, S.C.
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