Alek: Why are elephants big and gray?
John: Tell me.
Alek: If they were small and purple, they would just be grapes.
Why are elephants big and gray?
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Joke submitted by Alek M., Dublin, Ohio
Loading...Alek: Why are elephants big and gray?
John: Tell me.
Alek: If they were small and purple, they would just be grapes.
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Thats a good one.
That is a funny joke!!!!
I am using it for emcee tryouts (host of a show)
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I read this joke 15 years ago and I still don’t get it. We laughed and remembered it from its stupidity. The following joke was even stranger, “what did they say when they saw the elephants coming over the hill? “Look out, here come the grapes!”?? Help!?