ELI: What does an elephant wear to the beach? JONAH: What? ELI: Swimming trunks. Joke by Eli B., Bainbridge Island, Washington0 commentsLoading...
ROBERT: How do you get an elephant out of a tree? ROBERTA: How? ROBERT: Sit him on a leaf and wait till fall. Joke by Robert G., Collegeville, Pennsylvania2 commentsLoading...
ELI: What does an elephant wear to the beach? JONAH: What? ELI: Swimming trunks. Joke by Eli B., Bainbridge Island, Washington3 commentsLoading...
KEK: Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? TOMMY: Why? KEK: Because they’re so good at it. Joke by Silas B., Amherst, Massachusetts4 commentsLoading...
Doug: What do you get when you cross elephants with fish? Darrell: I don’t know. Doug: Swimming trunks. Joke by Doug B., Sharpsville, Indiana1 commentsLoading...
Nick: What do you get when you cross fish and elephants? Jake: What? Nick: Swimming trunks. Joke by Nick P., Metairie, Louisiana0 commentsLoading...
Kek: Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Tommy: Why? Kek: Because they’re so good at it. Joke by Silas B., Amherst, Massachusetts36 commentsLoading...
Bob: What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Joe: What? Bob: Stuck! Joke by Mark E., San Jose, Calif.1 commentsLoading...
Zeke: Why did the lifeguard kick the elephants out of the swimming pool? Kyle: I haven’t a clue. Zeke: Because they couldn’t keep their trunks up! Joke by Adam K., Wolcott, Conn.2 commentsLoading...
Lenny: Which takes less time to get ready for a trip, an elephant or a rooster? Dennis: Beats me. Lenny: A rooster—he only takes a comb, while the elephant takes his whole trunk! Joke by Eric P., Shrewsbury, N.J.5 commentsLoading...
Alek: Why are elephants big and gray? John: Tell me. Alek: If they were small and purple, they would just be grapes. Joke by Alek M., Dublin, Ohio7 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “Perfect Peanuts” by Ella Fant. Joke by Muji R., Lafayette, Calif.6 commentsLoading...
One day a man with an elephant walks into a movie theater. “I’m afraid I can’t let your elephant in here, sir,” the manager says. “Oh, I assure you, he’s very well behaved,” the man says. “All right then,” the manager says. “If you’re sure. …” After the movie, the manager says to the man, “I’m very surprised! Your elephant was well behaved, and he even seemed to enjoy the movie!” “Yes, I was surprised, too,” says the man. “He hated the book.” Joke by Milo S., Richland, Wash.13 commentsLoading...
Karen: What do you get when you cross a Mustang and an elephant? Dan: What? Karen: A convertible with a big trunk! Joke by Karen D., Miami, Fla.2 commentsLoading...
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