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JAMESON: What does a princess eat for breakfast?
KYLIE: I don’t know.
JAMESON: French toast castle-roll.

Joke by Jameson F., San Diego, California
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AYN: How do you know when a clock is really hungry?
KATIE: I haven’t the foggiest.
AYN: It goes back for seconds.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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Warped Wise Man Wonders: “Why do we eat spring rolls year-round?”

Joke by Kayden P., Odessa, Texas
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ISAAC: Why didn’t the cheese want to go to school?
LISA: I don’t know.
ISAAC: Because his teacher was a tough grater.

Joke by Isaac L., Arcadia, California
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ELIZA: What’s a waiter’s favorite meal?
TAYLOR: I’m stumped.
ELIZA: Fish and tips.

Joke by Eliza T., Chardon, Ohio
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GOODHUE: What do you call a cow with no legs?
KERIN: No idea.
GOODHUE: Ground beef.

Joke by Goodhue B., Austin, Texas
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LEVI: Why don’t you eat chili in the wintertime?
LUCAS: Tell me.
LEVI: Because it would make you colder.

Joke by Christian W., Victoria, Kansas
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ANDY: What’s worse than having a worm in your apple?
TOM: No idea.
ANDY: Having half a worm in your apple.

Joke by Bradley C., Carlisle, Pennsylvania
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JOHN: Do you know how a hamburger wears its hair?
WALKER: No. How?
JOHN: In a bun!

Joke by John N., Grand Junction, Colorado
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WESTON: What did the teddy bear say when it finished eating?
CARL: I don’t know.
WESTON: “I’m stuffed.”

Joke by Weston H., Stanfield, North Carolina
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MARIANO: What do you give a dog with a fever?
MICHAEL: What?
MARIANO: Mustard. It’s the best thing for a hot dog.

Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska
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SYDNEY: What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
RACHEL: I haven’t the foggiest.
SYDNEY: Squash.

Joke by Sydney P., Stow, Ohio
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CURREN: Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?
CRAIG: What about it?
CURREN: It has great food but no atmosphere.

Joke by Curren M., Virginia Beach, Virginia
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TALIA: What do ghosts like to eat?
LEORA: I’m clueless.
TALIA: Spook-ghetti.

Joke by Talia B., Summit, New Jersey
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NIKHIL: Don’t leave food near your computer.
KEVIN: Why not?
NIKHIL: Because it takes a lot of bytes.

Joke by Nikhil B., Camas, Washington
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JASON: What is math’s favorite food?
CHRIS: Tell me.
JASON: Pi!

Joke by Jason C., Davis, California
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CRAIG: What do you call mustard that has been on the floor?
REMY: No clue.
CRAIG: Ground mustard.

Joke by Craig C., Annandale, Virginia
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Elizabeth: What part of the pizza order earned it's Pioneering merit badge?
Alvin: I’m not sure.
Elizabeth: The garlic knots.

Joke by Elizabeth E., Clifton, Virginia
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A PUNNY BOOK: "A Guide to Cheese" by Cole B. Jack.

Joke by Elijah H., Wyomissing, Pennsylvania
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Comic by Scott Masear
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A PUNNY BOOK: "American Breakfast" by Chris P. Bacon.

Joke by Barrett F., Fort Worth, Texas
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BRIAN: What do you call an angry carrot?
HANK: I don’t know.
BRIAN: A steamed vegetable.

Joke by Brian S., Livonia, Michigan
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AIDAN: Why did the pie have such a hard time on the test?
SEAN: Why?
AIDAN: Because it wasn’t a piece of cake.

Joke by Sean S., Miami Lakes, Florida
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Jackson: What do runners eat before they race?
Sammy: Tell me.
Jackson: Nothing. They fast.

Joke by Jackson M. , Phoenix, Arizona
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Zachary: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Victoria: No idea.
Zachary: Nacho cheese.

Joke by Zachary H., Forest Lake, Minnesota
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