NATHANIEL: What is a taxi driver’s favorite vegetable? SERENA: What? NATHANIEL: Cabbage. Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas0 commentsLoading...
IZZY: Want to hear a pizza joke? ZACK: Sure. IZZY: OK, but it’s a little cheesy. Joke by Izzy R., Valrico, Florida 0 commentsLoading...
SALAJ: Hey, John, what dance did the chips do? JOHN: I don’t know. What? SALAJ: The salsa. Joke by Salaj B., Fremont, California 0 commentsLoading...
Ayn: Hey, Max! Why are you staring at your hamburger? Max: Because my doctor told me to watch what I eat. Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania0 commentsLoading...
JOHN: What did the stew say to the microwave? BILL: I don’t know. JOHN: “Close the door — I’m chili!” Joke by Conor M., Ringwood, New Jersey0 commentsLoading...
YUSUF: What did the tortilla say to the taco? DAD: I have no clue. YUSUF: “That’s nacho dip!” Joke by Yusuf F., Northbrook, Illinois0 commentsLoading...
CALEB: How do you make an egg roll? CASEY: How? CALEB: You push it. Joke by Caleb W., San Antonio, Texas2 commentsLoading...
Keith: What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving? Faith: I’m stumped. Keith: Leftovers! Joke by Keith J., Sierra Vista, Arizona0 commentsLoading...
RYAN: What do you call a frozen sandwich? TOM: Tell me. RYAN: A brrrrr-ger. Joke by Ryan E., Wakefield, Rhode Island0 commentsLoading...
TOM SWIFTY: “I only have vegetables,” Tom said fruitlessly. Joke by Enzo M., Madison, Wisconsin0 commentsLoading...