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Comic by Jon Carter
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TOM SWIFTIE: “Hand me a hot dog,” Tom said frankly.

Joke by Benjamin K., Chicago, Illinois
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Comic by Pat Lewis
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Comic by ThomasToons
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Jake: Can I tell you a joke about peanut butter?
Logan: Sure.
Jake: Never mind. You’ll just spread it.

Joke by Isaac O., Orange, California
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Evan: Where do hamburgers go to dance?
Ivan: Where?
Evan: The meatball.

Joke by Evan B., Farmington Hills,Michigan
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Seth: Do you know where french fries were first made?
Jack: France?
Seth: No. They were made in grease.

Joke by Seth E., Woodbridge, Virginia
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Yasin: What is Loki’s favorite food?
Jimmy: I don’t know.
Yasin: Thor-tillas.

Joke by Yasin O., Minneapolis, Minnesota
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Will: What is a soup’s favorite font?
Pedro: What?
Will: Times New Ramen.

Joke by William L., Magnolia, Texas
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Comic by Nathan Cooper
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Sudi: Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?
Kevin: Sure.
Sudi: Forget it. It’s too cheesy.

Joke by Sudarshan P., Smithtown, New York
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A book never written: "Healthy Foods" by Chris P. Bacon.

Joke by Kyle G., Ray, Michigan
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Chris: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Bryan: No. How is it?
Chris: It had great food, but no atmosphere.

Joke by Chris B., West Chester, Ohio
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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A punny book: "Popular Pasta Toppings" by Alfred O’Saus.

Joke by Lee H., Woodbridge, Virginia
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Tom Swiftie: “This sauce is full of flavor,” Tom said zestfully.

Joke by Cooper S., Averill Park, New York
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Joe: Potatoes make the best detectives.
Emma: Why?
Joe: They always keep their eyes peeled.

Joke by Garrett M., Cullman, Alabama
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