Food jokes – Jokes by Scout Life

IZZY: Want to hear a pizza joke?
ZACK: Sure.
IZZY: OK, but it’s a little cheesy.

Joke by Izzy R., Valrico, Florida
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SALAJ: Hey, John, what dance did the chips do?
JOHN: I don’t know. What?
SALAJ: The salsa.

Joke by Salaj B., Fremont, California
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Ayn: Hey, Max! Why are you staring at your hamburger?
Max: Because my doctor told me to watch what I eat.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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JOHN: What did the stew say to the microwave?
BILL: I don’t know.
JOHN: “Close the door — I’m chili!”

Joke by Conor M., Ringwood, New Jersey
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Comic by Jon Carter
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YUSUF: What did the tortilla say to the taco?
DAD: I have no clue.
YUSUF: “That’s nacho dip!”

Joke by Yusuf F., Northbrook, Illinois
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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CALEB: How do you make an egg roll?
CASEY: How?
CALEB: You push it.

Joke by Caleb W., San Antonio, Texas
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Keith: What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Faith: I’m stumped.
Keith: Leftovers!

Joke by Keith J., Sierra Vista, Arizona
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RYAN: What do you call a frozen sandwich?
TOM: Tell me.
RYAN: A brrrrr-ger.

Joke by Ryan E., Wakefield, Rhode Island
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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TOM SWIFTY: “I only have vegetables,” Tom said fruitlessly.

Joke by Enzo M., Madison, Wisconsin
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by ThomasToons
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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TOM SWIFTIE: “Hand me a hot dog,” Tom said frankly.

Joke by Benjamin K., Chicago, Illinois
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Comic by Pat Lewis
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