Laugh at funny Food jokes and comics for kids

A bear walks into a restaurant and says, “I want a grilled ... cheese.”
The waiter says, “Why the big pause?”
The bear replies, “I don’t know. I was born with them.”

Joke by Nathan G., Chester Springs, Pennsylvania
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NIKHIL: Don’t leave food near your computer.
KEVIN: Why not?
NIKHIL: Because it takes a lot of bytes.

Joke by Nikhil B., Camas, Washington
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Michael: What’s a snowman’s favorite cereal?
Christopher: What?
Michael: Frosted Flakes.

Joke by Michael M., Sherman, Connecticut
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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BRANDON: Why did the turkey become a musician?
KAYDEN: Why?
BRANDON: Because he had good drumsticks.

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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ADITYA: What type of dance will a spaghetti host?
JAMES: Tell me.
ADITYA: A meatball.

Joke by Aditya T., Portland, Oregon
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PRETHISH: What do you call fake spaghetti?
WAYNE: I don’t know.
PRETHISH: An impasta.

Joke by Prethish T., Irvine, California
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WILL: What did the cheeseburger say to the pickle?
CAROLINE: Umm, what?
WILL: “You are dill-licious.”

Joke by Will S., Massapequa Park, New York
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Aaron: Excuse me, waiter, is there spaghetti on the menu?
Waiter: No, but we have some in the kitchen.

Joke by Aaron S., Euclid, Ohio
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Van Scott
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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NATHANIEL: What is a taxi driver’s favorite vegetable?
SERENA: What?
NATHANIEL: Cabbage.

Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas
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IZZY: Want to hear a pizza joke?
ZACK: Sure.
IZZY: OK, but it’s a little cheesy.

Joke by Izzy R., Valrico, Florida
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SALAJ: Hey, John, what dance did the chips do?
JOHN: I don’t know. What?
SALAJ: The salsa.

Joke by Salaj B., Fremont, California
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Ayn: Hey, Max! Why are you staring at your hamburger?
Max: Because my doctor told me to watch what I eat.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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JOHN: What did the stew say to the microwave?
BILL: I don’t know.
JOHN: “Close the door — I’m chili!”

Joke by Conor M., Ringwood, New Jersey
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Comic by Jon Carter
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YUSUF: What did the tortilla say to the taco?
DAD: I have no clue.
YUSUF: “That’s nacho dip!”

Joke by Yusuf F., Northbrook, Illinois
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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