Laugh at funny Food jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

CALEB: How do you make an egg roll?
CASEY: How?
CALEB: You push it.

Joke by Caleb W., San Antonio, Texas
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Keith: What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Faith: I’m stumped.
Keith: Leftovers!

Joke by Keith J., Sierra Vista, Arizona
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RYAN: What do you call a frozen sandwich?
TOM: Tell me.
RYAN: A brrrrr-ger.

Joke by Ryan E., Wakefield, Rhode Island
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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TOM SWIFTY: “I only have vegetables,” Tom said fruitlessly.

Joke by Enzo M., Madison, Wisconsin
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by ThomasToons
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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TOM SWIFTIE: “Hand me a hot dog,” Tom said frankly.

Joke by Benjamin K., Chicago, Illinois
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Comic by Pat Lewis
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Comic by ThomasToons
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Jake: Can I tell you a joke about peanut butter?
Logan: Sure.
Jake: Never mind. You’ll just spread it.

Joke by Isaac O., Orange, California
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Evan: Where do hamburgers go to dance?
Ivan: Where?
Evan: The meatball.

Joke by Evan B., Farmington Hills,Michigan
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Seth: Do you know where french fries were first made?
Jack: France?
Seth: No. They were made in grease.

Joke by Seth E., Woodbridge, Virginia
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Yasin: What is Loki’s favorite food?
Jimmy: I don’t know.
Yasin: Thor-tillas.

Joke by Yasin O., Minneapolis, Minnesota
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