Caleb: What do you say when you lose 25% of your roof? Andy: What? Caleb: “Oof.” Joke by Caleb A., Herndon, Virginia0 commentsLoading...
TEACHER: Bob, if you had 10 cookies and I asked you for three, how many cookies would you have left? BOB: If you asked me? 10. Joke by Jason F., Maple Grove, Minnesota 0 commentsLoading...
JOSIAH: What do math teachers call Los Angeles? STEVEN: What? JOSIAH: The City of Angles. Joke by Josiah M., Park Forest, Illinois0 commentsLoading...
MIRACLE: Why are plants afraid of math? MELODY: I’m not sure. MIRACLE: Because plants don’t like square roots. Joke by Miracle A., Kingsnorth, U.K.2 commentsLoading...
ANNIE: What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert? SARA: I don’t know. ANNIE: Pi! Joke by Annie M., West Linn, Oregon0 commentsLoading...
LILY: What did the cucumber say to the tomato about his math homework? MACY: What? LILY: “There’s this one problem that is really putting me in a pickle. Can you help me?” Joke by Lily F., Raleigh, North Carolina1 commentsLoading...
Aaron: What are math buddies called? Joshua: I don’t know. What? Aaron: Alge-bros! Joke by Aaron W., Groton, New York2 commentsLoading...
A PUNNY BOOK: "The Math Inventor" by Al Jeebra. Joke by Marcus H., Cleveland Heights, Ohio0 commentsLoading...
Tom Swiftie: “Math is my favorite subject,” Tom added. Joke by Bill M., Salt Lake City, Utah3 commentsLoading...
TOM SWIFTIE: “I flunked my math exam,” Tom said testily. Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania3 commentsLoading...
TEACHER: If you had $1 and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? BAYLOR: One. TEACHER: You don’t know your arithmetic. BAYLOR: You don’t know my father. Joke by Taylor T., Eden, North Carolina9 commentsLoading...
WARPED WISEMAN SAYS: “There is a fine line between a numerator and denominator, but only a fraction of the people think that’s funny.” Joke by Steele D., Greybull, Wyoming6 commentsLoading...
Jeremy: How do you solve a math problem on top of a mountain? Todd: I don’t know. Jeremy: Just sum it. Joke by Jeremy H., Oxford, Mississippi2 commentsLoading...
FINLEY: What did the math teacher say to the train? TEASAN: No idea. FINLEY: “That’s the wrong answer, but you’re on the right track.” Joke by Finley M., Grosse Ile, Michigan3 commentsLoading...
Asher: What did the tree say when it couldn’t figure out the math problem? Laney: What? Asher: “I’m stumped.” Joke by Asher S., Greenwood, Indiana1 commentsLoading...
ETHAN: I have so many problems. CARTER: Do you need help? ETHAN: Yes. What’s 3 to the power of 4? Joke by Aiden Z., Hudsonville, Michigan2 commentsLoading...
DYLAN: Why was the math book always worried? BENNIE: Why? DYLAN: Because it had so many problems. Joke by Dylan B., Smithtown, New York7 commentsLoading...
Hunter: Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers? Jan: No. What about her? Hunter: She’ll stop at nothing to avoid them. Joke by Hunter A., Columbia, Missouri9 commentsLoading...
Sam: Why couldn’t the student finish the geometry problem? Ruth: Why? Sam: She needed to look at it from a different angle. Joke by Tyler A., Lakewood, Washington1 commentsLoading...
Jon: What makes some plants so good at math? Hank: I haven’t the foggiest. Jon: Square roots. Joke by Jon F., Phillipsburg, New Jersey1 commentsLoading...
Max: What is the math teacher’s favorite dessert? Miles: What? Max: Pi. Joke by Max S., Tacoma, Wash.33 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “A Numbers Game” by Cal Q. Later. Joke by Tyler T., Robbins, N.C.0 commentsLoading...
Daffynition: Polynomial — A parrot without food. Joke by Ryan T., San Diego, Calif.8 commentsLoading...
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