Laugh at funny Math jokes and comics for kids

JD: What do you call a number that can’t stay in one place?
KEVIN: I’m stumped!
JD: A roamin’ numeral.

Joke by JD C., San Ramon, California
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JOSH: Can I help you cook the soup for the patrol dinner?
TOM: Sure! The next ingredient in the recipe is five potatoes, cubed.
JOSH: Where am I supposed to find 125 potatoes?

Joke by Tom H., Chicago, Illinois
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LUKE: Who was the roundest knight in King Arthur’s court?
SERGIO: Tell me.
LUKE: Sir Cumference.

Joke by Luke M., Austin, Texas
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TEACHER: Bob, if you had 10 treats and I asked you for three, how many cookies would you have left?
BOB: If you asked me? 10.

Joke by Jason F., Maple Grove, Minnesota
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JASON: What is math’s favorite food?
CHRIS: Tell me.
JASON: Pi!

Joke by Jason C., Davis, California
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CARTER: What’s an owl’s favorite subject?
CASEY: I don’t know. What?
CARTER: Owlgebra.

Joke by Carter R., Santa Rosa, California
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Nicholas: Why did the math book look forward to the big test?
Lola: Beats me.
Nicholas: Because it wanted all its problems solved.

Joke by Nicholas M., Chesterfield, Missouri
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Kevin: How do you get 100 math teachers into a room where only 99 fit?
JD: I don’t know.
Kevin: You carry one.

Joke by Kevin C., San Ramon, California
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Caleb: What do you say when you lose 25% of your roof?
Andy: What?
Caleb: “Oof.”

Joke by Caleb A., Herndon, Virginia
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TEACHER: Bob, if you had 10 cookies and I asked you for three, how many cookies would you have left?
BOB: If you asked me? 10.

Joke by Jason F., Maple Grove, Minnesota
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JOSIAH: What do math teachers call Los Angeles?
STEVEN: What?
JOSIAH: The City of Angles.

Joke by Josiah M., Park Forest, Illinois
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MIRACLE: Why are plants afraid of math?
MELODY: I’m not sure.
MIRACLE: Because plants don’t like square roots.

Joke by Miracle A., Kingsnorth, U.K.
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ANNIE: What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?
SARA: I don’t know.
ANNIE: Pi!

Joke by Annie M., West Linn, Oregon
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LILY: What did the cucumber say to the tomato about his math homework?
MACY: What?
LILY: “There’s this one problem that is really putting me in a pickle. Can you help me?”

Joke by Lily F., Raleigh, North Carolina
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Aaron: What are math buddies called?
Joshua: I don’t know. What?
Aaron: Alge-bros!

Joke by Aaron W., Groton, New York
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A PUNNY BOOK: "The Math Inventor" by Al Jeebra.

Joke by Marcus H., Cleveland Heights, Ohio
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Tom Swiftie: “Math is my favorite subject,” Tom added.

Joke by Bill M., Salt Lake City, Utah
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TOM SWIFTIE: “I flunked my math exam,” Tom said testily.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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TEACHER: If you had $1 and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?
BAYLOR: One.
TEACHER: You don’t know your arithmetic.
BAYLOR: You don’t know my father.

Joke by Taylor T., Eden, North Carolina
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WARPED WISEMAN SAYS: “There is a fine line between a numerator and denominator, but only a fraction of the people think that’s funny.”

Joke by Steele D., Greybull, Wyoming
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Jeremy: How do you solve a math problem on top of a mountain?
Todd: I don’t know.
Jeremy: Just sum it.

Joke by Jeremy H., Oxford, Mississippi
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FINLEY: What did the math teacher say to the train?
TEASAN: No idea.
FINLEY: “That’s the wrong answer, but you’re on the right track.”

Joke by Finley M., Grosse Ile, Michigan
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Asher: What did the tree say when it couldn’t figure out the math problem?
Laney: What?
Asher: “I’m stumped.”

Joke by Asher S., Greenwood, Indiana
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ETHAN: I have so many problems.
CARTER: Do you need help?
ETHAN: Yes. What’s 3 to the power of 4?

Joke by Aiden Z., Hudsonville, Michigan
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DYLAN: Why was the math book always worried?
BENNIE: Why?
DYLAN: Because it had so many problems.

Joke by Dylan B., Smithtown, New York
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