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A PUNNY BOOK: "The Math Inventor" by Al Jeebra.

Joke by Marcus H., Cleveland Heights, Ohio
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Tom Swiftie: “Math is my favorite subject,” Tom added.

Joke by Bill M., Salt Lake City, Utah
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TOM SWIFTIE: “I flunked my math exam,” Tom said testily.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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TEACHER: If you had $1 and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?
BAYLOR: One.
TEACHER: You don’t know your arithmetic.
BAYLOR: You don’t know my father.

Joke by Taylor T., Eden, North Carolina
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WARPED WISEMAN SAYS: “There is a fine line between a numerator and denominator, but only a fraction of the people think that’s funny.”

Joke by Steele D., Greybull, Wyoming
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Jeremy: How do you solve a math problem on top of a mountain?
Todd: I don’t know.
Jeremy: Just sum it.

Joke by Jeremy H., Oxford, Mississippi
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FINLEY: What did the math teacher say to the train?
TEASAN: No idea.
FINLEY: “That’s the wrong answer, but you’re on the right track.”

Joke by Finley M., Grosse Ile, Michigan
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Asher: What did the tree say when it couldn’t figure out the math problem?
Laney: What?
Asher: “I’m stumped.”

Joke by Asher S., Greenwood, Indiana
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ETHAN: I have so many problems.
CARTER: Do you need help?
ETHAN: Yes. What’s 3 to the power of 4?

Joke by Aiden Z., Hudsonville, Michigan
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DYLAN: Why was the math book always worried?
BENNIE: Why?
DYLAN: Because it had so many problems.

Joke by Dylan B., Smithtown, New York
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Comic by Pat Lewis
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Hunter: Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers?
Jan: No. What about her?
Hunter: She’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

Joke by Hunter A., Columbia, Missouri
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Sam: Why couldn’t the student finish the geometry problem?
Ruth: Why?
Sam: She needed to look at it from a different angle.

 

Joke by Tyler A., Lakewood, Washington
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Jon: What makes some plants so good at math?
Hank: I haven’t the foggiest.
Jon: Square roots.

Joke by Jon F., Phillipsburg, New Jersey
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A book never written: “A Numbers Game” by Cal Q. Later.

Joke by Tyler T., Robbins, N.C.
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A book never written: “Shapes” by Paul E. Gone.

Joke by Erik M., Seattle, Wash.
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Daffynition: Polynomial — A parrot without food.

Joke by Ryan T., San Diego, Calif.
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Brent: Why did the circle leave the square dance?
Ben: Why?
Brent: No one wanted him around!

Joke by Brent J., Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Teacher: Why are you doing multiplication problems on the floor?
Student: You told me to do them without using tables.

Joke by David B., Lititz, Pa.
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Kevin: Who do the inches follow?
Liam: I haven’t a clue.
Kevin: Their ruler.

Joke by Kevin B., Willington, Conn.
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Charlie: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Thomas: I don’t know. Why?
Charlie: Because 7 8 9!

Joke by Charlie W., Fort Worth, Texas
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Katie: Who is leader of all the inches?
Jacob: Beats me.
Katie: The ruler!

Joke by Katie M,, Mount Carmel, Ill.
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Kyle: What did the farmer use to measure his sheep?
Lyle: I haven’t a clue.
Kyle: A wool-er.

Joke by Kyle F., Starke, Fla.
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A book never written: “Mathematics Made Easy” by Cal Q. Lator.

Joke by Kevin L., Avon, Minn.
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A book never written: “The Absolute Least” by Minnie Mum.

Joke by Tony D., Arden Hills, Minn.
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