Daffynition: Polynomial — A parrot without food. Joke by Ryan T., San Diego, Calif.8 commentsLoading...
Brent: Why did the circle leave the square dance? Ben: Why? Brent: No one wanted him around! Joke by Brent J., Upper Arlington, Ohio6 commentsLoading...
Teacher: Why are you doing multiplication problems on the floor? Student: You told me to do them without using tables. Joke by David B., Lititz, Pa.8 commentsLoading...
Kevin: Who do the inches follow? Liam: I haven’t a clue. Kevin: Their ruler. Joke by Kevin B., Willington, Conn.7 commentsLoading...
Charlie: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Thomas: I don’t know. Why? Charlie: Because 7 8 9! Joke by Charlie W., Fort Worth, Texas126 commentsLoading...
Katie: Who is leader of all the inches? Jacob: Beats me. Katie: The ruler! Joke by Katie M,, Mount Carmel, Ill.5 commentsLoading...
Kyle: What did the farmer use to measure his sheep? Lyle: I haven’t a clue. Kyle: A wool-er. Joke by Kyle F., Starke, Fla.4 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “Mathematics Made Easy” by Cal Q. Lator. Joke by Kevin L., Avon, Minn.2 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “The Absolute Least” by Minnie Mum. Joke by Tony D., Arden Hills, Minn.4 commentsLoading...
Alex: What do you call a smart corner? Casey: I haven’t a clue. Alex: A “right angle.” Joke by Alex S., Racine, Wis.4 commentsLoading...
Daffynition: Addicted—When someone can’t stop doing math. Joke by Colter C., Killeen, Tex.2 commentsLoading...
Teacher: How do you find a square root? Doug: That’s easy—just look for a square vegetable. Joke by Marcel M., Orange, Calif.8 commentsLoading...
Josiah: Why are circles so smart? Jeff: Beats me. Josiah: Because they have 360 degrees! Joke by Josiah C., Greshem, Ore.2 commentsLoading...
Karl: Why did the Scout put a ruler under his pillow? Brock: I have no clue. Karl: To see how long he could sleep! Joke by Karl B., Lone Tree, Colo.16 commentsLoading...
Alex: What does a farmer use to count his cattle? Ben: I have no idea. Alex: A cow-culator! Joke by Alex H., Longwood, Fla.5 commentsLoading...
Danielle: Did you know the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference? Ken: Really? Danielle: Yep, he acquired his size from too much pi! Joke by Danielle C., Shirley, Mass.5 commentsLoading...
Connie: What did the mathematician say when he lost his parrot? Russ: What? Connie: “Where’s my Polly-gon?” Joke by Sam K., San Jose, Calif.11 commentsLoading...
Joker: How is 5+5=11 like your left foot? Batman: How? Joker: Because it’s not right! Joke by Rashi G., Chatsworth, Calif.3 commentsLoading...
A country boy goes off to college. His father phones to see how he’s doing. “I’m going great in algebra,” the son says. “Say something in algebra,” the father says. “Pi R squared.” “What?!” says the father. “Everybody knows that cornbread is square. Pies are round.” Joke by Levi S., Sebastian, Fla.0 commentsLoading...
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