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Katie: Who is leader of all the inches?
Jacob: Beats me.
Katie: The ruler!

Joke by Katie M,, Mount Carmel, Ill.
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Kyle: What did the farmer use to measure his sheep?
Lyle: I haven’t a clue.
Kyle: A wool-er.

Joke by Kyle F., Starke, Fla.
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A book never written: “Mathematics Made Easy” by Cal Q. Lator.

Joke by Kevin L., Avon, Minn.
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A book never written: “The Absolute Least” by Minnie Mum.

Joke by Tony D., Arden Hills, Minn.
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Alex: What do you call a smart corner?
Casey: I haven’t a clue.
Alex: A “right angle.”

Joke by Alex S., Racine, Wis.
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Daffynition: Multiply—Premium toilet paper.

Joke by Ned H., Herscher, Ill.
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Daffynition: Addicted—When someone can’t stop doing math.

Joke by Colter C., Killeen, Tex.
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Teacher: How do you find a square root?
Doug: That’s easy—just look for a square vegetable.

Joke by Marcel M., Orange, Calif.
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Josiah: Why are circles so smart?
Jeff: Beats me.
Josiah: Because they have 360 degrees!

Joke by Josiah C., Greshem, Ore.
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Karl: Why did the Scout put a ruler under his pillow?
Brock: I have no clue.
Karl: To see how long he could sleep!

Joke by Karl B., Lone Tree, Colo.
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Alex: What does a farmer use to count his cattle?
Ben: I have no idea.
Alex: A cow-culator!

Joke by Alex H., Longwood, Fla.
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Danielle: Did you know the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference?
Ken: Really?
Danielle: Yep, he acquired his size from too much pi!

Joke by Danielle C., Shirley, Mass.
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Connie: What did the mathematician say when he lost his parrot?
Russ: What?
Connie: “Where’s my Polly-gon?”

Joke by Sam K., San Jose, Calif.
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Joker: How is 5+5=11 like your left foot?
Batman: How?
Joker: Because it’s not right!

Joke by Rashi G., Chatsworth, Calif.
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A country boy goes off to college. His father phones to see how he’s doing.

“I’m going great in algebra,” the son says.

“Say something in algebra,” the father says.

“Pi R squared.”

“What?!” says the father. “Everybody knows that cornbread is square. Pies are round.”

Joke by Levi S., Sebastian, Fla.
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