HEIDI: Why did the bird go to the hospital? ABBY: I don’t know. HEIDI: Because it needed a tweet-ment. Joke by Heidi W., San Antonio, Texas 0 commentsLoading...
NICK: Why does the bird like going to the dollar store? MAT: I don’t know. NICK: Because everything is cheap, cheap, cheap! Joke by Nick T., Keller, Texas1 commentsLoading...
RYKER: What is cooler than a talking bird? GINA: I don’t know. What? RYKER: A spelling bee. Joke by Ryker J., Bixby, Oklahoma1 commentsLoading...
A PUNNY BOOK: "Birds with a Sense of Humor" by Perry Grin Joke by Andy L., Redwood City, California1 commentsLoading...
BRANDON: Why did the scarecrow quit his job? LANDON: Why? BRANDON: He realized it was for the birds! Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington1 commentsLoading...
GRIFFIN: Why is it so easy to fool water birds? LUKE: Why? GRIFFIN: Because they’re so GULLible. Joke by Griffin F., Grayslake, Illinois2 commentsLoading...
Elias: Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Jimmy: Why? Elias: If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels. Joke by Elias R., Charlotte, North Carolina29 commentsLoading...
Bob: How do you make a cat happy? Bill: I don’t know. Bob: Send it to the Canary Islands! Joke by Drew B., McMinnville, Ore.0 commentsLoading...
Coty: What do birds speak? Al: I haven’t a clue. Coty: Fowl language! Joke by Coty A., Alto, Texas5 commentsLoading...
John: What do you see flying around churches? Jerry: Beats me. John: Birds of pray. Joke by John C., Houston, Texas2 commentsLoading...
Ashley: Which type of animal plays the guitar? Brandon: Tell me. Ashley: A strumming-bird. Joke by Ashley R., Spokane Valley, Wash.3 commentsLoading...