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ELIJAH: What kind of bird can fly?
MOM: I don’t know.
ELIJAH: A peli-can.

Joke by Elijah C., Daphne, Alabama
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NIKOLAY: Why did the birdy go to the hospital?
CADE: Why?
NIKOLAY: To get a tweetment.

Joke by Nikolay S., Kalispell, Montana
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Comic by Kyle Bravo
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Comic by Thomas Toons
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Ayn: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Paul: Tell me.
Ayn: Because it’s too far to walk.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Comic by Van Scott
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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HEIDI: Why did the bird go to the hospital?
ABBY: I don’t know.
HEIDI: Because it needed a tweet-ment.

Joke by Heidi W., San Antonio, Texas 
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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NICK: Why does the bird like going to the dollar store?
MAT: I don’t know.
NICK: Because everything is cheap, cheap, cheap!

Joke by Nick T., Keller, Texas
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RYKER: What is cooler than a talking bird?
GINA: I don’t know. What?
RYKER: A spelling bee.

Joke by Ryker J., Bixby, Oklahoma
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A PUNNY BOOK: "Birds with a Sense of Humor" by Perry Grin

Joke by Andy L., Redwood City, California
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BRANDON: Why did the scarecrow quit his job?
LANDON: Why?
BRANDON: He realized it was for the birds!

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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GRIFFIN: Why is it so easy to fool water birds?
LUKE: Why?
GRIFFIN: Because they’re so GULLible.

Joke by Griffin F., Grayslake, Illinois
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Elias: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Jimmy: Why?
Elias: If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.

 

Joke by Elias R., Charlotte, North Carolina
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Nathan Cooper
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