KELLAN: What do you call a terrifying bird? HANK: I’m stumped. KELLAN: A scarecrow. Joke by Kellan O., Edmonds, Washington0 commentsLoading...
SHAWN: What do birds give to trick-or-treaters? CURREN: What? SHAWN: Tweets. Joke by Curren M., Virginia Beach, Virginia0 commentsLoading...
KELLAN: Where do birds go on vacation? KATE: I’m stumped. KELLAN: The Canary Islands. Joke by Kellan O., Edmonds, Washington0 commentsLoading...
ELIJAH: What kind of bird can fly? MOM: I don’t know. ELIJAH: A peli-can. Joke by Elijah C., Daphne, Alabama0 commentsLoading...
NIKOLAY: Why did the birdy go to the hospital? CADE: Why? NIKOLAY: To get a tweetment. Joke by Nikolay S., Kalispell, Montana1 commentsLoading...
Ayn: Why do birds fly south for the winter? Paul: Tell me. Ayn: Because it’s too far to walk. Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania0 commentsLoading...
HEIDI: Why did the bird go to the hospital? ABBY: I don’t know. HEIDI: Because it needed a tweet-ment. Joke by Heidi W., San Antonio, Texas 0 commentsLoading...
NICK: Why does the bird like going to the dollar store? MAT: I don’t know. NICK: Because everything is cheap, cheap, cheap! Joke by Nick T., Keller, Texas1 commentsLoading...
RYKER: What is cooler than a talking bird? GINA: I don’t know. What? RYKER: A spelling bee. Joke by Ryker J., Bixby, Oklahoma1 commentsLoading...
A PUNNY BOOK: "Birds with a Sense of Humor" by Perry Grin Joke by Andy L., Redwood City, California1 commentsLoading...
BRANDON: Why did the scarecrow quit his job? LANDON: Why? BRANDON: He realized it was for the birds! Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington1 commentsLoading...
GRIFFIN: Why is it so easy to fool water birds? LUKE: Why? GRIFFIN: Because they’re so GULLible. Joke by Griffin F., Grayslake, Illinois2 commentsLoading...