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NICK: Why does the bird like going to the dollar store?
MAT: I don’t know.
NICK: Because everything is cheap, cheap, cheap!

Joke by Nick T., Keller, Texas
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RYKER: What is cooler than a talking bird?
GINA: I don’t know. What?
RYKER: A spelling bee.

Joke by Ryker J., Bixby, Oklahoma
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A PUNNY BOOK: "Birds with a Sense of Humor" by Perry Grin

Joke by Andy L., Redwood City, California
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BRANDON: Why did the scarecrow quit his job?
LANDON: Why?
BRANDON: He realized it was for the birds!

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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GRIFFIN: Why is it so easy to fool water birds?
LUKE: Why?
GRIFFIN: Because they’re so GULLible.

Joke by Griffin F., Grayslake, Illinois
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Elias: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Jimmy: Why?
Elias: If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.

 

Joke by Elias R., Charlotte, North Carolina
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Nathan Cooper
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Tom Swiftie: “Look at that bird,” Tom chirped.

Joke by Max S., Brooklyn, N.Y.
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Bob: How do you make a cat happy?
Bill: I don’t know.
Bob: Send it to the Canary Islands!

Joke by Drew B., McMinnville, Ore.
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Coty: What do birds speak?
Al: I haven’t a clue.
Coty: Fowl language!

Joke by Coty A., Alto, Texas
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John: What do you see flying around churches?
Jerry: Beats me.
John: Birds of pray.

Joke by John C., Houston, Texas
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Ashley: Which type of animal plays the guitar?
Brandon: Tell me.
Ashley: A strumming-bird.

Joke by Ashley R., Spokane Valley, Wash.
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A book never written: “North American Birds” by Ray Venn.

Joke by Alexander D,, Minster, Ohio
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Johnathan: What do you call a high-ranking Scout with a buzz cut?
Bruce: Beats me.
Johnathan: A “bald Eagle.”

Joke by Johnathan B., North Richland Hills, Texas
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Noah: What is a bird’s favorite Christmas story?
Mike: I haven’t a clue.
Noah: The Finch Who Stole Christmas.

Joke by Noah B., Port Deposit, Md.
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A book never written: “Birds” by Perry Keet.

Joke by Jacob C., Levering, Mich.
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