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Alex: Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?
Benson: Why?
Alex: He sensed fowl play.

Joke by Alex W., Sterling Heights, Michigan
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Comic by Nathan Cooper
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ZANE: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
SAM: Why?
ZANE: To get to the other slide.

Joke by Zane K., Glen Allen, Virginia
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Max: Why did the dinosaur cross the street?
Dax:
I haven’t the foggiest.
Max: Because the chicken was out sick.

Joke by Max L. , Northbrook, Illinois
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MAX: Why did the dinosaur cross the street?
SAM: I haven’t the foggiest.
MAX: Because the chicken was out sick.

Joke by Max L., Northbrook, Illinois
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AARAV: Why did the duck cross the road?
STEVE: I give up.
AARAV:
To prove that it was not a chicken.

Joke by Aarav A., Mill Creek, Washington
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AYN: What do you get when you cross a bison with a chicken?
STEVE: I don’t know.
AYN: Buffalo wings.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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BEN: Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
DAWN: I don’t know.
BEN: To prove it’s not a chicken.

Joke by Ben H., Clifton Park, New York
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BEN: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
JAMES: I don’t know. Why?
BEN: To get to the other slide.

Joke by Ben F., River Hills, Wisconsin
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Jeremy: Why do chicken coops have only two doors?
Will: Why?
Jeremy: If they had four, they would be chicken sedans.

Joke by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio
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Sydney: Who’s the chicken’s favorite composer?
Mike: Who?
Sydney: Bach.

Joke by Sydney G., Raleigh, North Carolina
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Benjamin: What do you call a chicken that does martial arts?
Liam: I’m stumped.
Benjamin: Cluck Norris!

Joke by Benjamin A., Charlotte, North Carolina
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Ayn: What do you get when you cross a bison with a chicken?
Morgan: What?
Ayn: Buffalo wings!

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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CONNOR: Knock, knock.
PETER: Who’s there?
CONNOR: King Tut.
PETER: King Tut, who?
CONNOR: King-Tut-key fried chicken.

Joke by Connor B., Tucson, Arizona
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GIOVANNI: What unit did the chicken use to measure his feed?
GIUSEPPE: I don’t know. What?
GIOVANNI: A peck!

Joke by Giovanni C., Lamar, Missouri
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AARAV: Why did the chicken cross the road?
STEVE: I’m stumped.
AARAV: To escape KFC!

Joke by Aarav M., Cypress, Texas
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BEN: Why was Beethoven angry at his chickens?
FINN: Why?
BEN: Because when he asked them who the best musician was, they said, “Bach!”

Joke by Ben B., Elizabeth town, Pennsylvania
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Comic by ThomasToons
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A PUNNY BOOK: "Eat Chicken, Not Me" by Chris P. Bacon.

Joke by Rahul M., Plano, Texas
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TALLINN: What’s a chicken’s favorite type of music?
PAUL: I don’t know.
TALLINN: Bach!

Joke by Tallinn D., Argyle, Texas
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GABRIEL: What time is it when you see six chickens?
JENN: I don’t know.
GABRIEL: Six o’cluck.

Joke by Gabriel G., Oakton, Virginia
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ROB: Why did the chicken cross the road?
PHIL: I haven’t the foggiest.
ROB: To get away from the KFC.

Joke by Robert Q., Medford, New York
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GABRIEL: What time is it when you see six chickens?
JENN: I don’t know.
GABRIEL: Six o’cluck.

Joke by Gabriel G., Oakton, Virginia
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BEN: What do you call a chicken that practices martial arts?
ALISON: What?
BEN: Cluck Norris.

Joke by Benjamin A., Charlotte, North Carolina
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Comic by Scott Masear
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