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CONNOR: Knock, knock.
PETER: Who’s there?
CONNOR: King Tut.
PETER: King Tut, who?
CONNOR: King-Tut-key fried chicken.

Joke by Connor B., Tucson, Arizona
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GIOVANNI: What unit did the chicken use to measure his feed?
GIUSEPPE: I don’t know. What?
GIOVANNI: A peck!

Joke by Giovanni C., Lamar, Missouri
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AARAV: Why did the chicken cross the road?
STEVE: I’m stumped.
AARAV: To escape KFC!

Joke by Aarav M., Cypress, Texas
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BEN: Why was Beethoven angry at his chickens?
FINN: Why?
BEN: Because when he asked them who the best musician was, they said, “Bach!”

Joke by Ben B., Elizabeth town, Pennsylvania
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Comic by ThomasToons
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A PUNNY BOOK: "Eat Chicken, Not Me" by Chris P. Bacon.

Joke by Rahul M., Plano, Texas
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TALLINN: What’s a chicken’s favorite type of music?
PAUL: I don’t know.
TALLINN: Bach!

Joke by Tallinn D., Argyle, Texas
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GABRIEL: What time is it when you see six chickens?
JENN: I don’t know.
GABRIEL: Six o’cluck.

Joke by Gabriel G., Oakton, Virginia
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ROB: Why did the chicken cross the road?
PHIL: I haven’t the foggiest.
ROB: To get away from the KFC.

Joke by Robert Q., Medford, New York
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GABRIEL: What time is it when you see six chickens?
JENN: I don’t know.
GABRIEL: Six o’cluck.

Joke by Gabriel G., Oakton, Virginia
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BEN: What do you call a chicken that practices martial arts?
ALISON: What?
BEN: Cluck Norris.

Joke by Benjamin A., Charlotte, North Carolina
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Jo: Why did the chicken cross the ocean?
Jon: I don’t know.
Jo: To get to the other tide.

Joke by Carl F., Califon, New Jersey
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Umit: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Abe: Why?
Umit: It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.

Joke by Umit S., Virginia Beach, Virginia
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Seena: Why did the gum cross the road?
Jerod: Why?
Seena: It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.

Joke by Seena B., Mesquite, Texas
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Damian: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Carl: Why?
Damian: To get to the other slide.

Joke by Damian E., Washington, D.C.
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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A book never written: “Chicken Recipes” by Terry Yaki.

Joke by Mark L., Temple City, Calif.
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Brian: Why did the turkey cross the road?
Phil: Why?
Brian: The chicken was on vacation!

Joke by Stephen D., San Jose, Calif.
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Dominic: Why did the turkey cross the road?
Perry: I don’t know.
Dominic: To prove he wasn’t a chicken!

Joke by Dominic V., Sheboygan, Wis.
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Michael: Who’s a chicken’s favorite composer?
Nick: I’m stumped.
Michael: Bach.

Joke by Michael G., Pasadena, Calif.
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Biff: Why did the turkey cross the road?
Bob: I don’t know.
Biff: It was Thanksgiving, and he wanted people to think he was a chicken!

Joke by Rachy Y., Waianae, Hawaii
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Kevin: How does a chicken keep a beat?
Devin: I don’t know.
Kevin: With its drumsticks!

Joke by Kevin G., Aston, Pa.
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