AARAV: Why did the chicken cross the road? STEVE: I’m stumped. AARAV: To escape KFC! Joke by Aarav M., Cypress, Texas1 commentsLoading...
BEN: Why was Beethoven angry at his chickens? FINN: Why? BEN: Because when he asked them who the best musician was, they said, “Bach!” Joke by Ben B., Elizabeth town, Pennsylvania0 commentsLoading...
A PUNNY BOOK: "Eat Chicken, Not Me" by Chris P. Bacon. Joke by Rahul M., Plano, Texas0 commentsLoading...
TALLINN: What’s a chicken’s favorite type of music? PAUL: I don’t know. TALLINN: Bach! Joke by Tallinn D., Argyle, Texas1 commentsLoading...
GABRIEL: What time is it when you see six chickens? JENN: I don’t know. GABRIEL: Six o’cluck. Joke by Gabriel G., Oakton, Virginia2 commentsLoading...
ROB: Why did the chicken cross the road? PHIL: I haven’t the foggiest. ROB: To get away from the KFC. Joke by Robert Q., Medford, New York5 commentsLoading...
GABRIEL: What time is it when you see six chickens? JENN: I don’t know. GABRIEL: Six o’cluck. Joke by Gabriel G., Oakton, Virginia2 commentsLoading...
BEN: What do you call a chicken that practices martial arts? ALISON: What? BEN: Cluck Norris. Joke by Benjamin A., Charlotte, North Carolina8 commentsLoading...
Jo: Why did the chicken cross the ocean? Jon: I don’t know. Jo: To get to the other tide. Joke by Carl F., Califon, New Jersey3 commentsLoading...
Umit: Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Abe: Why? Umit: It was stuck to the chicken’s foot. Joke by Umit S., Virginia Beach, Virginia10 commentsLoading...
Seena: Why did the gum cross the road? Jerod: Why? Seena: It was stuck to the chicken’s foot. Joke by Seena B., Mesquite, Texas3 commentsLoading...
Damian: Why did the chicken cross the playground? Carl: Why? Damian: To get to the other slide. Joke by Damian E., Washington, D.C.6 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “Chicken Recipes” by Terry Yaki. Joke by Mark L., Temple City, Calif.0 commentsLoading...
Brian: Why did the turkey cross the road? Phil: Why? Brian: The chicken was on vacation! Joke by Stephen D., San Jose, Calif.1 commentsLoading...
Dominic: Why did the turkey cross the road? Perry: I don’t know. Dominic: To prove he wasn’t a chicken! Joke by Dominic V., Sheboygan, Wis.1 commentsLoading...
Michael: Who’s a chicken’s favorite composer? Nick: I’m stumped. Michael: Bach. Joke by Michael G., Pasadena, Calif.1 commentsLoading...
Biff: Why did the turkey cross the road? Bob: I don’t know. Biff: It was Thanksgiving, and he wanted people to think he was a chicken! Joke by Rachy Y., Waianae, Hawaii3 commentsLoading...
Kevin: How does a chicken keep a beat? Devin: I don’t know. Kevin: With its drumsticks! Joke by Kevin G., Aston, Pa.2 commentsLoading...
Lenny: Which takes less time to get ready for a trip, an elephant or a rooster? Dennis: Beats me. Lenny: A rooster—he only takes a comb, while the elephant takes his whole trunk! Joke by Eric P., Shrewsbury, N.J.5 commentsLoading...
Warped Wiseman says: “A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.” Joke by Nicholas G., South Range, Wis.3 commentsLoading...
Kelby: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? Graham: Beats me. Kelby: He heard the referee calling fowls! Joke by Kelby D., Firth, Idaho4 commentsLoading...