Alex: Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey? Benson: Why? Alex: He sensed fowl play. Joke by Alex W., Sterling Heights, Michigan0 commentsLoading...
ZANE: Why did the chicken cross the playground? SAM: Why? ZANE: To get to the other slide. Joke by Zane K., Glen Allen, Virginia0 commentsLoading...
Max: Why did the dinosaur cross the street? Dax: I haven’t the foggiest. Max: Because the chicken was out sick. Joke by Max L. , Northbrook, Illinois0 commentsLoading...
MAX: Why did the dinosaur cross the street? SAM: I haven’t the foggiest. MAX: Because the chicken was out sick. Joke by Max L., Northbrook, Illinois0 commentsLoading...
AARAV: Why did the duck cross the road? STEVE: I give up. AARAV: To prove that it was not a chicken. Joke by Aarav A., Mill Creek, Washington0 commentsLoading...
AYN: What do you get when you cross a bison with a chicken? STEVE: I don’t know. AYN: Buffalo wings. Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania0 commentsLoading...
BEN: Why did the turkey cross the road twice? DAWN: I don’t know. BEN: To prove it’s not a chicken. Joke by Ben H., Clifton Park, New York0 commentsLoading...
BEN: Why did the chicken cross the playground? JAMES: I don’t know. Why? BEN: To get to the other slide. Joke by Ben F., River Hills, Wisconsin0 commentsLoading...
Jeremy: Why do chicken coops have only two doors? Will: Why? Jeremy: If they had four, they would be chicken sedans. Joke by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio0 commentsLoading...
Sydney: Who’s the chicken’s favorite composer? Mike: Who? Sydney: Bach. Joke by Sydney G., Raleigh, North Carolina2 commentsLoading...
Benjamin: What do you call a chicken that does martial arts? Liam: I’m stumped. Benjamin: Cluck Norris! Joke by Benjamin A., Charlotte, North Carolina0 commentsLoading...
Ayn: What do you get when you cross a bison with a chicken? Morgan: What? Ayn: Buffalo wings! Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania0 commentsLoading...
CONNOR: Knock, knock. PETER: Who’s there? CONNOR: King Tut. PETER: King Tut, who? CONNOR: King-Tut-key fried chicken. Joke by Connor B., Tucson, Arizona3 commentsLoading...
GIOVANNI: What unit did the chicken use to measure his feed? GIUSEPPE: I don’t know. What? GIOVANNI: A peck! Joke by Giovanni C., Lamar, Missouri0 commentsLoading...
AARAV: Why did the chicken cross the road? STEVE: I’m stumped. AARAV: To escape KFC! Joke by Aarav M., Cypress, Texas1 commentsLoading...
BEN: Why was Beethoven angry at his chickens? FINN: Why? BEN: Because when he asked them who the best musician was, they said, “Bach!” Joke by Ben B., Elizabeth town, Pennsylvania0 commentsLoading...
A PUNNY BOOK: "Eat Chicken, Not Me" by Chris P. Bacon. Joke by Rahul M., Plano, Texas0 commentsLoading...
TALLINN: What’s a chicken’s favorite type of music? PAUL: I don’t know. TALLINN: Bach! Joke by Tallinn D., Argyle, Texas6 commentsLoading...
GABRIEL: What time is it when you see six chickens? JENN: I don’t know. GABRIEL: Six o’cluck. Joke by Gabriel G., Oakton, Virginia2 commentsLoading...
ROB: Why did the chicken cross the road? PHIL: I haven’t the foggiest. ROB: To get away from the KFC. Joke by Robert Q., Medford, New York5 commentsLoading...
GABRIEL: What time is it when you see six chickens? JENN: I don’t know. GABRIEL: Six o’cluck. Joke by Gabriel G., Oakton, Virginia2 commentsLoading...
BEN: What do you call a chicken that practices martial arts? ALISON: What? BEN: Cluck Norris. Joke by Benjamin A., Charlotte, North Carolina9 commentsLoading...
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