Michael: Who’s a chicken’s favorite composer? Nick: I’m stumped. Michael: Bach. Joke by Michael G., Pasadena, Calif.1 commentsLoading...
Biff: Why did the turkey cross the road? Bob: I don’t know. Biff: It was Thanksgiving, and he wanted people to think he was a chicken! Joke by Rachy Y., Waianae, Hawaii3 commentsLoading...
Kevin: How does a chicken keep a beat? Devin: I don’t know. Kevin: With its drumsticks! Joke by Kevin G., Aston, Pa.2 commentsLoading...
Lenny: Which takes less time to get ready for a trip, an elephant or a rooster? Dennis: Beats me. Lenny: A rooster—he only takes a comb, while the elephant takes his whole trunk! Joke by Eric P., Shrewsbury, N.J.5 commentsLoading...
Warped Wiseman says: “A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.” Joke by Nicholas G., South Range, Wis.3 commentsLoading...
Kelby: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? Graham: Beats me. Kelby: He heard the referee calling fowls! Joke by Kelby D., Firth, Idaho5 commentsLoading...
Sam: Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Danny: Why? Sam: If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan! Joke by Samuel N., Gig Harbor, Wash.3 commentsLoading...
Glen: What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster? Ken: What? Glen: Cock-a-poodle-doo! Joke by Glen W., Palm Bay, Fla.4 commentsLoading...
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