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KARTHIK: What did one snowman say to the other after it returned from a skiing trip?
FRED: What did it say?
KARTHIK: “It’s snow good to be back.”

Joke by Karthik B., Fremont, California
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Izzack: What do you call Frosty in the middle of May?
Bob: What?
Izzack: A puddle.

Joke by Izzack C., Warren, Michigan
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Comic by Van Scott
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SIMEON: Where do snowmen keep their money?
SARAH: I don’t know.
SIMEON: The snowbank.

Joke by Simeon J., Omaha, Arkansas 
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Cole: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Sammy: I’m stumped.
Cole: Frostbite. 

Joke by Cole B., Goldsboro, North Carolina
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KARTHIK: What did one snowman say to the other?
KARRIE: What?
KARTHIK: “It’s ice to see you!”

Joke by Karthik B., Fremont, California 
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Marissa: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Bobby: What?
Marissa: Frostbite!

Joke by Marissa R., New York, New York
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SIMEON: What do snowmen say to each other when they meet?
ASHLEY: What?
SIMEON: “Ice to meet you!”

Joke by Simeon J., Omaha, Arkansas
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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KARTHIK: What did the snowman say to the other after he returned from a skiing trip?
JOE: What did he say?
KARTHIK: “It’s snow good to be back!”

Joke by Karthik B., Fremont, California
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RICKY: What is a snowman’s favorite snack?
ZOEY: I don’t know.
RICKY: Ice crispy treats.

Joke by Ricky M., Atlanta, Georgia
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Hailey: What does a snowman like to do on the weekend?
Bianca: No idea.
Hailey: Chill out!

Joke by  Hailey L., Kelowna, British Columbia, Canada
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Jeremy: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Brian: I’m stumped.
Jeremy: Frostbite!

Joke by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio
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Tai: Where does a snowman keep his money?
Hannah: Where?
Tai: In a snowbank.

Joke by Tai C., Hancock, Michigan
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DREW: What did the kid say when he didn’t want to make a snowman?
JIM: What?
DREW: “It’s snow fun!”

Joke by Drew B., Fayetteville, Georgia
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PETER: Someone must be mad at Frosty the Snowman.
ISAIAH: Why?
PETER: Because they gave him two black eyes.

Joke by Peter W., Chetek, Wisconsin
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ARJUN: What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
ALEXANDER: I haven’t the foggiest.
ARJUN: An abdominal snowman.

Joke by Arjun S., Dover, Delaware
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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ELI: What is the difference between a couch and a snowman?
LUKE: I don’t know.
ELI: Then you need to go back to kindergarten.

Joke by Eli W., Burnt Hills, New York
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ANDREW: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
DOMINIC: What?
ANDREW: Frosted Flakes!

Joke by Andrew S., South Ogden, Utah
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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