Snowman jokes – Page 2 of 2 – Jokes by Scout Life

Billy: What do you call a snowman in the middle of May?
Bob: What?
Billy: A puddle.

Joke by Izzack C., Warren, Michigan
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Hailey: What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Katie: What?
Hailey: Chill out.

Joke by Hailey L., Kelowna, British Columbia, Canada
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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William: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
David: What?
William: “Do you smell carrots?”

Joke by William W., Shapleigh, Maine
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Comic by James Estes
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Dancer: Why don’t snowmen like carrot cake?
Prancer: No idea.
Dancer: Because it tastes like boogers.

Joke by Genevieve J., Stafford, Texas
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Logan: What do you call a snowman with a sunburn?
Jean: What?
Logan: A puddle.

Joke by Logan G., Oswego, Illinois
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Comic by James Estes
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Lisa: What do you call a melted snowman?
Paul: What?
Lisa: Water.

Joke by Lisa W., Sacramento, California
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by James Estes
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Jonah: What do snowmen like for breakfast?
Joan: I have no idea.
Jonah: Ice Krispies.

Joke by Jonah D.,, Houston, Texas
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Alex: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Clark: I don’t know. What?
Alex: Frostbite!

Joke by Alexander C., Casselberry, Fla.
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott A. Masear
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Peja: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Scotty: I don’t know.
Peja: Frostbite.

Joke by Peja G., Anchorage, Alaska
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Jonah: What do snowmen like for breakfast?
Joan: Beats me.
Jonah: Ice Krispies!

Joke by Jonah D., Houston, Tex.
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