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Andrew: What has keys, locks and space but no room?
Matthew: What?
Andrew: A computer!

Joke by Andrew S., South Ogden, Utah 
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JOHNNY: What are a cow’s favorite places in space?
MAX: Where?
JOHNNY: The Milky Way and the mooon.

Joke by Johnny B., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Thomas: Why did the astronaut clean his room?
Lauren: Why?
Thomas: Because he wanted some space.

Joke by Thomas H., Louisa, Virginia
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DANIEL: Where’s the best place to get a candy bar in outer space?
EMILY: I don’t know. Where?
DANIEL: The Milky Way.

Joke by Daniel B., Hillsboro, Oregon
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ANDY: Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
ASHTON: No. What about him?
ANDY: He needed a little space.

Joke by Andy T., Livonia, Michigan
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by ThomasToons
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Aaron: Why aren’t planets social?
Max: Tell me.
Aaron: They need their space.

Joke by Aaron A., Asheboro, North Carolina
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Comic by Scott Masear
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John: How do you organize a party in space?
Tim:  How?
John:  You planet.

Joke by John M., Norwood, Mass.
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by Bill Thomas
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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A book never written: “Aliens” by Ross Well.

Joke by David A., Delaware, Ohio
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Jeff: How do you tie things in space?
Brent: Beats me.
Jeff: With astro-knots.

Joke by Jeff S., Salt Lake City, Utah
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Daffynition: Lunatic—A parasite from the moon.

Joke by Jason D., Covington, La.
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Chris: What did the astronaut cook in his skillet?
Chip: Beats me.
Chris: Unidentified frying objects!

Joke by Christopher P., Georgetown, Ky
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