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ANDY: Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
ASHTON: No. What about him?
ANDY: He needed a little space.

Joke by Andy T., Livonia, Michigan
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Aaron: Why aren’t planets social?
Max: Tell me.
Aaron: They need their space.

Joke by Aaron A., Asheboro, North Carolina
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Comic by Scott Masear
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John: How do you organize a party in space?
Tim:  How?
John:  You planet.

Joke by John M., Norwood, Mass.
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Bill Thomas
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A book never written: “Aliens” by Ross Well.

Joke by David A., Delaware, Ohio
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Jeff: How do you tie things in space?
Brent: Beats me.
Jeff: With astro-knots.

Joke by Jeff S., Salt Lake City, Utah
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Daffynition: Lunatic—A parasite from the moon.

Joke by Jason D., Covington, La.
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Chris: What did the astronaut cook in his skillet?
Chip: Beats me.
Chris: Unidentified frying objects!

Joke by Christopher P., Georgetown, Ky
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Jason: Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?
Will: Beats me.
Jason: He wanted to visit Pluto!

Joke by Jason W., Twentynine Palms, Calif.
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Daffynition: Lunatic—A blood-sucking bug from the moon.

Joke by Henry F., Geneva, Ill.
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Walker: What did the sun say to the moon?
Ben: I don’t know. What?
Walker: “Looks like it’s my night off.”

Joke by Walker G., Madison, Miss.
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Doug: What was the astronaut doing on the computer?
Zoey: I don’t know. What?
Doug: Looking for the spacebar!

Joke by Daniel Y., Newcastle, Wash.
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Carl: What is an astronaut’s favorite food?
Will: Tell me.
Carl: Launch-meat!

Joke by Carl S., Omaha, Neb.
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