ANDY: Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? ASHTON: No. What about him? ANDY: He needed a little space. Joke by Andy T., Livonia, Michigan1 commentsLoading...
Aaron: Why aren’t planets social? Max: Tell me. Aaron: They need their space. Joke by Aaron A., Asheboro, North Carolina2 commentsLoading...
John: How do you organize a party in space? Tim: How? John: You planet. Joke by John M., Norwood, Mass.2 commentsLoading...
Jeff: How do you tie things in space? Brent: Beats me. Jeff: With astro-knots. Joke by Jeff S., Salt Lake City, Utah6 commentsLoading...
Chris: What did the astronaut cook in his skillet? Chip: Beats me. Chris: Unidentified frying objects! Joke by Christopher P., Georgetown, Ky10 commentsLoading...
Jason: Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? Will: Beats me. Jason: He wanted to visit Pluto! Joke by Jason W., Twentynine Palms, Calif.16 commentsLoading...
Daffynition: Lunatic—A blood-sucking bug from the moon. Joke by Henry F., Geneva, Ill.1 commentsLoading...
Walker: What did the sun say to the moon? Ben: I don’t know. What? Walker: “Looks like it’s my night off.” Joke by Walker G., Madison, Miss.16 commentsLoading...
Doug: What was the astronaut doing on the computer? Zoey: I don’t know. What? Doug: Looking for the spacebar! Joke by Daniel Y., Newcastle, Wash.5 commentsLoading...
Carl: What is an astronaut’s favorite food? Will: Tell me. Carl: Launch-meat! Joke by Carl S., Omaha, Neb.10 commentsLoading...