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TRENT: What did the moon say to the sun when they broke up?
SEAN: Tell me.
TRENT: “I think I need some space.”

Joke by Trent S., Plano, Texas
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AYN: What does Superman use to protect his spaceship from supernovas?
JOHN: I’m not sure.
AYN: Super glue.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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CURREN: Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?
CRAIG: What about it?
CURREN: It has great food but no atmosphere.

Joke by Curren M., Virginia Beach, Virginia
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KAYLEN: How much space should you give fungi?
KAYLA: I’m stumped.
KAYLEN: As mushroom as possible.

Joke by Kaylen N., Mercer Island, Washington
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Cameron: What fills up a room but takes up no space?
Robin: What?
Cameron: Light.

Joke by Cameron V., Raleigh, North Carolina 
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Andrew: What has keys, locks and space but no room?
Matthew: What?
Andrew: A computer!

Joke by Andrew S., South Ogden, Utah 
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JOHNNY: What are a cow’s favorite places in space?
MAX: Where?
JOHNNY: The Milky Way and the mooon.

Joke by Johnny B., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Thomas: Why did the astronaut clean his room?
Lauren: Why?
Thomas: Because he wanted some space.

Joke by Thomas H., Louisa, Virginia
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DANIEL: Where’s the best place to get a candy bar in outer space?
EMILY: I don’t know. Where?
DANIEL: The Milky Way.

Joke by Daniel B., Hillsboro, Oregon
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ANDY: Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
ASHTON: No. What about him?
ANDY: He needed a little space.

Joke by Andy T., Livonia, Michigan
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by ThomasToons
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Aaron: Why aren’t planets social?
Max: Tell me.
Aaron: They need their space.

Joke by Aaron A., Asheboro, North Carolina
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