Jeff: How do you tie things in space? Brent: Beats me. Jeff: With astro-knots. Joke by Jeff S., Salt Lake City, Utah8 commentsLoading...
Chris: What did the astronaut cook in his skillet? Chip: Beats me. Chris: Unidentified frying objects! Joke by Christopher P., Georgetown, Ky11 commentsLoading...
Jason: Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? Will: Beats me. Jason: He wanted to visit Pluto! Joke by Jason W., Twentynine Palms, Calif.20 commentsLoading...
Daffynition: Lunatic—A blood-sucking bug from the moon. Joke by Henry F., Geneva, Ill.1 commentsLoading...
Walker: What did the sun say to the moon? Ben: I don’t know. What? Walker: “Looks like it’s my night off.” Joke by Walker G., Madison, Miss.19 commentsLoading...
Doug: What was the astronaut doing on the computer? Zoey: I don’t know. What? Doug: Looking for the spacebar! Joke by Daniel Y., Newcastle, Wash.5 commentsLoading...
Carl: What is an astronaut’s favorite food? Will: Tell me. Carl: Launch-meat! Joke by Carl S., Omaha, Neb.14 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “Proof of Extraterrestrials” by A. Leon Being. Joke by Ryan B., Hawkins, Tex.4 commentsLoading...
Fred: What’s the only food made of dust from outer space? Sarah: What? Fred: A moon pie! Joke by Justus W., Middlesboro, Ky.5 commentsLoading...
A book never written: "My Life in Outer Space" by I. Malone. Joke by Bryan S., Suffield, Conn.2 commentsLoading...