Tree jokes – Jokes by Scout Life

A BOOK NEVER WRITTEN: “Trees” by Everett Green.

Joke by Joseph M., Chesterfield, Michigan
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DAFFYNITION: Relief — What trees do in the spring.

Joke by Daniel S., Oregon, Wisconsin
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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FRED: What kind of drink does a tree like?
JOHNNY: You stumped me this time.
FRED: Root beer!

Joke by Fred B., Charleston, South Carolina
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Asher: What did the tree say when it couldn’t figure out the math problem?
Laney: What?
Asher: “I’m stumped.”

Joke by Asher S., Greenwood, Indiana
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JOEY: You want to hear a joke about trees?
BEN: Sure!
JOEY: Nah, it’s too sappy.

Joke by Benjamin K., Rockford, Michigan
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JACK: What do you get when you cross a pig with a pine tree?
NAOMI: What?
JACK: A pork-u-pine.

Joke by Jack Z.
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Comic by ThomasToons
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Mathias: What kind of tree fits in your hand?
Frankie: What kind?
Mathias: A palm tree.

Joke by Mathias L., Rio Rancho, New Mexico
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Nathan: What’s green and fuzzy and would really hurt if it fell out of a tree?
Samuel: I haven’t the foggiest.
Nathan: A pool table.

Joke by Fairhope, Alabama, Nathan V.
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William: I have a pet tree.
Hunter: How is it?
William: It’s a lot like having a pet dog, but the bark is quieter.

Joke by William V., Canterbury, New Hampshire
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Max: What do trees wear when they are cold?
Nick: Tell me.
Max: Fir coats.

Joke by Maximillian R., Rancho Palos Verdes, California
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Jhalyn: What do you call a piece of wood with nothing to do?
Jordan: What?
Jhalyn: “Bored!”

Joke by Jhalyn V., Winston-Salem, N.C.
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Tom: Which tree has the most bark?
Ty: I don’t know.
Tom: A dogwood.

Joke by Tyler T., Robbins, N.C.
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Evan: What tree has the flu all the time?
Ivan: I have no clue.
Evan: A sycamore.

Joke by Evan M., Gonzales, Calif.
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Amy: What did the tree stump say to the newspaper?
Megan: I haven’t the slightest idea.
Amy: “I am your father.”

Joke by Amy S., Cross Plains, Wis.
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A book never written: “How to Decorate a Tree” by Orna Ment.

Joke by Justin L., Galena, Ohio
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Andy: What’s green, has four legs and will kill you if it falls out of a tree?
Sam: Tell me.
Andy: A pool table!

Joke by Andy W., Fort Collins, Colo.
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Star Scout: In what month do trees fall?
Tenderfoot: I don’t know.
Star Scout: Sep-timber!

Joke by Jonathan T., Bristow, Va.
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Del: What kind of tree is famous for playing rock and roll?
John: I haven’t a clue.
Del: Spruce Springsteen!

Joke by Del R., Nisswa, Minn.
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