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TONY: What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an iPad?
SEAN:Tellme.
TONY: A pineapple.

Joke by Tony C., St. Peters, Missouri
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JEFFERSON: Why was the tree so sad?
OLIVIA: I’m stumped.
JEFFERSON: Because it couldn’t get to the root of its problems.

Joke by Jefferson M., Cornwall-On-Hudson, New York
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GREG: What do you call a tree that doesn’t know the answer?
FRED: Tell me.
GREG: Stumped!

Joke by Greg S., Sykesville, Maryland 
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Mathias: What kind of tree fits in your hand?
Fred: I’m stumped.
Mathias: A palm tree.

Joke by Mathias L., Rio Rancho, New Mexico 
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Daffynition: Infantry — A baby tree.

Joke by Stavya P., Katy, Texas
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Comic by Scott Masear
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London: What sound does a dog make when it hits a tree?
Sarah: Tell me.
London: “Bark!”

Joke by London C., Shelby, North Carolina
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WILL: Why do you never tell a joke to a tree?
BILL: I don’t know.
WILL: Because it’ll be stumped!

Joke by Will B., South Salem, New York
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A BOOK NEVER WRITTEN: “Trees” by Everett Green.

Joke by Joseph M., Chesterfield, Michigan
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DAFFYNITION: Relief — What trees do in the spring.

Joke by Daniel S., Oregon, Wisconsin
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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FRED: What kind of drink does a tree like?
JOHNNY: You stumped me this time.
FRED: Root beer!

Joke by Fred B., Charleston, South Carolina
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Asher: What did the tree say when it couldn’t figure out the math problem?
Laney: What?
Asher: “I’m stumped.”

Joke by Asher S., Greenwood, Indiana
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JOEY: You want to hear a joke about trees?
BEN: Sure!
JOEY: Nah, it’s too sappy.

Joke by Benjamin K., Rockford, Michigan
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JACK: What do you get when you cross a pig with a pine tree?
NAOMI: What?
JACK: A pork-u-pine.

Joke by Jack Z.
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Comic by ThomasToons
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Mathias: What kind of tree fits in your hand?
Frankie: What kind?
Mathias: A palm tree.

Joke by Mathias L., Rio Rancho, New Mexico
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Nathan: What’s green and fuzzy and would really hurt if it fell out of a tree?
Samuel: I haven’t the foggiest.
Nathan: A pool table.

Joke by Fairhope, Alabama, Nathan V.
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William: I have a pet tree.
Hunter: How is it?
William: It’s a lot like having a pet dog, but the bark is quieter.

Joke by William V., Canterbury, New Hampshire
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Max: What do trees wear when they are cold?
Nick: Tell me.
Max: Fir coats.

Joke by Maximillian R., Rancho Palos Verdes, California
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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