BRANDON: Why did the tree go to the ice-cream shop? TAYLOR: I’m stumped. BRANDON: To get a pine cone. Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington0 commentsLoading...
AUSTIN: What’s a tree’s favorite subject? SALLY: I’m stumped. AUSTIN: Chemis-tree. Joke by Austin L. , Vestavia Hills, Alabama0 commentsLoading...
Robin: How do trees access the internet? Jaden: Tell me. Robin: They log in. Joke by Robin W., San Jose, California1 commentsLoading...
GABRIEL: Which month is a tree’s least favorite? MICHAH: Which one? GABRIEL: Sep-timber. Joke by Gabriel W., Wasilla, Alaska 2 commentsLoading...
MCKENNA: Why do trees hate tests? LUKE: Why? MCKENNA: The questions always stump them. Joke by McKenna E. , Palm Harbor, Florida0 commentsLoading...
TONY: What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an iPad? SEAN:Tellme. TONY: A pineapple. Joke by Tony C., St. Peters, Missouri1 commentsLoading...
JEFFERSON: Why was the tree so sad? OLIVIA: I’m stumped. JEFFERSON: Because it couldn’t get to the root of its problems. Joke by Jefferson M., Cornwall-On-Hudson, New York3 commentsLoading...
GREG: What do you call a tree that doesn’t know the answer? FRED: Tell me. GREG: Stumped! Joke by Greg S., Sykesville, Maryland 0 commentsLoading...
Mathias: What kind of tree fits in your hand? Fred: I’m stumped. Mathias: A palm tree. Joke by Mathias L., Rio Rancho, New Mexico 0 commentsLoading...
London: What sound does a dog make when it hits a tree? Sarah: Tell me. London: “Bark!” Joke by London C., Shelby, North Carolina2 commentsLoading...
WILL: Why do you never tell a joke to a tree? BILL: I don’t know. WILL: Because it’ll be stumped! Joke by Will B., South Salem, New York1 commentsLoading...
A BOOK NEVER WRITTEN: “Trees” by Everett Green. Joke by Joseph M., Chesterfield, Michigan0 commentsLoading...
DAFFYNITION: Relief — What trees do in the spring. Joke by Daniel S., Oregon, Wisconsin4 commentsLoading...
FRED: What kind of drink does a tree like? JOHNNY: You stumped me this time. FRED: Root beer! Joke by Fred B., Charleston, South Carolina1 commentsLoading...
Asher: What did the tree say when it couldn’t figure out the math problem? Laney: What? Asher: “I’m stumped.” Joke by Asher S., Greenwood, Indiana1 commentsLoading...
JOEY: You want to hear a joke about trees? BEN: Sure! JOEY: Nah, it’s too sappy. Joke by Benjamin K., Rockford, Michigan3 commentsLoading...
JACK: What do you get when you cross a pig with a pine tree? NAOMI: What? JACK: A pork-u-pine. Joke by Jack Z.0 commentsLoading...
Mathias: What kind of tree fits in your hand? Frankie: What kind? Mathias: A palm tree. Joke by Mathias L., Rio Rancho, New Mexico10 commentsLoading...