London: What sound does a dog make when it hits a tree? Sarah: Tell me. London: “Bark!” Joke by London C., Shelby, North Carolina2 commentsLoading...
WILL: Why do you never tell a joke to a tree? BILL: I don’t know. WILL: Because it’ll be stumped! Joke by Will B., South Salem, New York1 commentsLoading...
A BOOK NEVER WRITTEN: “Trees” by Everett Green. Joke by Joseph M., Chesterfield, Michigan0 commentsLoading...
DAFFYNITION: Relief — What trees do in the spring. Joke by Daniel S., Oregon, Wisconsin4 commentsLoading...
FRED: What kind of drink does a tree like? JOHNNY: You stumped me this time. FRED: Root beer! Joke by Fred B., Charleston, South Carolina1 commentsLoading...
Asher: What did the tree say when it couldn’t figure out the math problem? Laney: What? Asher: “I’m stumped.” Joke by Asher S., Greenwood, Indiana1 commentsLoading...
JOEY: You want to hear a joke about trees? BEN: Sure! JOEY: Nah, it’s too sappy. Joke by Benjamin K., Rockford, Michigan3 commentsLoading...
JACK: What do you get when you cross a pig with a pine tree? NAOMI: What? JACK: A pork-u-pine. Joke by Jack Z.0 commentsLoading...
Mathias: What kind of tree fits in your hand? Frankie: What kind? Mathias: A palm tree. Joke by Mathias L., Rio Rancho, New Mexico8 commentsLoading...
Nathan: What’s green and fuzzy and would really hurt if it fell out of a tree? Samuel: I haven’t the foggiest. Nathan: A pool table. Joke by Fairhope, Alabama, Nathan V.2 commentsLoading...
William: I have a pet tree. Hunter: How is it? William: It’s a lot like having a pet dog, but the bark is quieter. Joke by William V., Canterbury, New Hampshire0 commentsLoading...
Max: What do trees wear when they are cold? Nick: Tell me. Max: Fir coats. Joke by Maximillian R., Rancho Palos Verdes, California0 commentsLoading...
Jhalyn: What do you call a piece of wood with nothing to do? Jordan: What? Jhalyn: “Bored!” Joke by Jhalyn V., Winston-Salem, N.C.1 commentsLoading...
Tom: Which tree has the most bark? Ty: I don’t know. Tom: A dogwood. Joke by Tyler T., Robbins, N.C.6 commentsLoading...
Evan: What tree has the flu all the time? Ivan: I have no clue. Evan: A sycamore. Joke by Evan M., Gonzales, Calif.6 commentsLoading...
Amy: What did the tree stump say to the newspaper? Megan: I haven’t the slightest idea. Amy: “I am your father.” Joke by Amy S., Cross Plains, Wis.11 commentsLoading...