William: I have a pet tree. Hunter: How is it? William: It’s a lot like having a pet dog, but the bark is quieter. Joke by William V., Canterbury, New Hampshire0 commentsLoading...
Max: What do trees wear when they are cold? Nick: Tell me. Max: Fir coats. Joke by Maximillian R., Rancho Palos Verdes, California0 commentsLoading...
Jhalyn: What do you call a piece of wood with nothing to do? Jordan: What? Jhalyn: “Bored!” Joke by Jhalyn V., Winston-Salem, N.C.1 commentsLoading...
Tom: Which tree has the most bark? Ty: I don’t know. Tom: A dogwood. Joke by Tyler T., Robbins, N.C.6 commentsLoading...
Evan: What tree has the flu all the time? Ivan: I have no clue. Evan: A sycamore. Joke by Evan M., Gonzales, Calif.6 commentsLoading...
Amy: What did the tree stump say to the newspaper? Megan: I haven’t the slightest idea. Amy: “I am your father.” Joke by Amy S., Cross Plains, Wis.11 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “How to Decorate a Tree” by Orna Ment. Joke by Justin L., Galena, Ohio1 commentsLoading...
Andy: What’s green, has four legs and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Sam: Tell me. Andy: A pool table! Joke by Andy W., Fort Collins, Colo.4 commentsLoading...
Star Scout: In what month do trees fall? Tenderfoot: I don’t know. Star Scout: Sep-timber! Joke by Jonathan T., Bristow, Va.2 commentsLoading...
Del: What kind of tree is famous for playing rock and roll? John: I haven’t a clue. Del: Spruce Springsteen! Joke by Del R., Nisswa, Minn.3 commentsLoading...
Taylor: Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Jake: Tell me. Taylor: Because of its bark! Joke by Taylor P., McCalla, Ala.10 commentsLoading...
Pedro: How do trees get on the Internet? Pete: How? Pedro: They log in! Joke by Ali E., San Ramon, Calif.51 commentsLoading...
Riddler: What do you call a tree with no limbs or trunk? Batman: I don’t know. I’m stumped. Riddler: Correct! Joke by Alex D., Roswell, Ga.3 commentsLoading...
Bob: When do trees fall? Joe: No clue. When? Bob: SepTEMBER! Joke by Mackenzie B., Vestavia Hills, Ala.2 commentsLoading...
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