Leland: Knock, knock. Silas: Who’s there? Leland: Figs. Silas: Figs, who? Leland: Figs the doorbell. I’ve been knocking forever. Joke by Leland B., Lanesville, Indiana3 commentsLoading...
William: Knock, knock Bill: Who’s there? William: Will. Bill: Will, who? William: Will you open the door already? Joke by William F., Tallahassee, Florida2 commentsLoading...
CYRUS: Knock, knock. CARSON: Who’s there? CYRUS: Toodle. CARSON: Toodle, who? CYRUS: I didn’t know you were going somewhere. Joke by Cyrus F., O’Fallon, Missouri0 commentsLoading...
MIKAIAH: Knock, knock. SHILOH: Who’s there? MIKAIAH: Knock, knock. SHILOH: Knock, knock, who? MIKAIAH: It’s me! I’m still knocking. Let me in. Joke by Mikaiah H.1 commentsLoading...
Reed: Knock, knock. Alyssa: Who’s there? Reed: Cargos. Alyssa: Cargos, who? Reed: Cargos in the garage. Joke by Reed J., Perkasie, Pennsylvania1 commentsLoading...
Miles: Knock, knock. Josh: Who’s there? Miles: Figs. Josh: Figs, who? Miles: Figs the door — it’s broken. Joke by Miles C., Ogden, Utah1 commentsLoading...
Augustine: Knock, knock. Athanasius: Who’s there? Augustine: Yukon. Athanasius: Yukon, who? Augustine: Yukon say that again! Joke by Augustine T., Bellevue, Nebraska0 commentsLoading...
Chris: Knock, knock. Alex: Who’s there? Chris: Canoe. Alex: Canoe, who? Chris: Canoe open the door? Joke by Chris R., Indianapolis, Indiana 2 commentsLoading...
Augustine: Knock, knock. Thomas: Who’s there? Augustine: Figs. Thomas: Figs, who? Augustine: Figs the doorbell — it’s broken! Joke by Augustine T., Bellevue, Nebraska1 commentsLoading...
CONNOR: Knock, knock. PETER: Who’s there? CONNOR: King Tut. PETER: King Tut, who? CONNOR: King-Tut-key fried chicken. Joke by Connor B., Tucson, Arizona0 commentsLoading...
Augustine: Knock, knock. Ambrose: Who’s there? Augustine: Cargo. Ambrose: Cargo, who? Augustine: No, cargo beep-beep! Joke by Augustine T., Bellevue, Nebraska0 commentsLoading...
Benjamin: Knock, knock. Josh: Who’s there? Benjamin: Dishes. Josh: Dishes, who? Benjamin: Dishes a very bad joke. Joke by Benjamin A., Tinton Falls, New Jersey0 commentsLoading...
Tanay: Knock, knock. Dad: Who’s there? Tanay: Boo. Dad: Boo, who? Tanay: Why are you crying?! Joke by Tanay G., Chantilly, Virginia1 commentsLoading...
Jeremy: Knock, knock. Bill: Who’s there? Jeremy: Luke. Bill: Luke, who? Jeremy: Luke through the peephole and you will see. Joke by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio3 commentsLoading...
ASA: Knock, knock. CINDY: Who’s there? ASA: Wendy. CINDY: Wendy, who? ASA: Wendy wind blows, the cradle will rock. Joke by Asa L., Las Cruces, New Mexico0 commentsLoading...
Ben: How come there’s no knock- knock joke about America? John: No idea. Ben: Because freedom rings. Joke by Ben G., Bethlehem, Pennsylvania0 commentsLoading...
AXEL: Knock, knock. BEN: Who’s there? AXEL: Tank. BEN: Tank, who? AXEL: You’re welcome! Joke by Axel T., Downers Grove, Illinois4 commentsLoading...
Charlie: Knock, knock. Samuel: Who’s there? Charlie: Hatch. Samuel: Hatch, who? Charlie: Bless you! Joke by Samuel B., Antioch, Tennessee3 commentsLoading...
PATRICK: Knock, knock. BRADY: Who’s there? PATRICK: Candice. BRADY: Candice, who? PATRICK: Candice door open or am I stuck here? Joke by Patrick O., New Freedom, Pennsylvania5 commentsLoading...
Alex: Knock, knock. Billy: Who’s there? Alex: Woo. Billy: Woo, who? Alex: Don’t get too excited — it’s just a joke! Joke by Alex K., Davis, California2 commentsLoading...
Jeremy: Knock, knock. Chris: Who’s there? Jeremy: Beth. Chris: Beth, who? Jeremy: Thank you, but I didn’t sneeze! Joke by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio3 commentsLoading...
JAMES: Knock, knock. NATE: Who’s there? JAMES: You. NATE: You, who? JAMES: Cool! I love chocolate drinks! Joke by James H., Alpharetta, Georgia2 commentsLoading...
Chris: Knock, knock. Zach: Who’s there? Chris: Owls. Zach: Owls, who? Chris: Yes, they do! Joke by Everett L., Lansing, New York4 commentsLoading...
Jeff: Knock, knock. Joe: Who’s there? Jeff: Boo. Joe: Boo, who? Jeff: Don’t cry; it’s just a joke! Joke by TJ M., Waterville, Ohio7 commentsLoading...
PEDRO: Will you remember my name in an hour? PEE WEE: Sure. PEDRO: Will you remember my name in a minute? PEE WEE: Yes. PEDRO: Will you remember my name in a second? PEE WEE: Of course. PEDRO: Knock, knock. PEE WEE: Who’s there? PEDRO: You didn’t remember my name! Joke by Trina S., Lititz, Pennsylvania5 commentsLoading...
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