Laugh at funny Knock Knock jokes and comics for kids

Chloe: Knock, knock.
Trina: Who’s there?
Chloe: Anita.
Trina: Anita, who?
Chloe: Anita bath!

Joke by Chloe G., Sanborn, New York
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Justin: Knock, knock.
Cory: Who’s there?
Justin: Cargo.
Cory: Cargo, who?
Justin: Cargo in the garage.

Joke by Justin K., Rockville, Maryland
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Zayn: Knock, knock.
Willy: Who’s there?
Zayn: Alpaca.
Willy: Alpaca, who?
Zayn: Alpaca the suitcase. You load up the car.

Joke by Zayn A., Winnetka, Illinois
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Riya: Knock, knock.
Bridget: Who’s there?
Riya: Oh, hi.
Bridget: Oh, hi,who?
Riya: No! It’s Ohio.

Joke by Riya T., Exeter, New Hampshire
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LEIF: Knock, knock.
PERRIN: Who’s there?
LEIF: Repeat.
PERRIN:Repeat, who?
LEIF: Who, who, who.”

Joke by Leif S., Jasper, Indiana
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Joe: Knock, knock.
Troy: Who’s there?
Joe: Mikey.
Troy: Mikey, who?
Joe: Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole.

Joke by Joe M., Bloomington, Illinois
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Leland: Knock, knock.
Silas: Who’s there?
Leland: Figs.
Silas: Figs, who?
Leland: Figs the doorbell. I’ve been knocking forever.

Joke by Leland B., Lanesville, Indiana
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William: Knock, knock
Bill: Who’s there?
William: Will.
Bill: Will, who?
William: Will you open the door already?

Joke by William F., Tallahassee, Florida
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CYRUS: Knock, knock.
CARSON: Who’s there?
CYRUS: Toodle.
CARSON: Toodle, who?
CYRUS: I didn’t know you were going somewhere.

Joke by Cyrus F., O’Fallon, Missouri
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MIKAIAH: Knock, knock.
SHILOH: Who’s there?
MIKAIAH: Knock, knock.
SHILOH: Knock, knock, who?
MIKAIAH: It’s me! I’m still knocking. Let me in.

Joke by Mikaiah H.
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Reed: Knock, knock.
Alyssa: Who’s there?
Reed: Cargos.
Alyssa: Cargos, who?
Reed: Cargos in the garage.

Joke by Reed J., Perkasie, Pennsylvania
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Miles: Knock, knock.
Josh: Who’s there?
Miles: Figs.
Josh: Figs, who?
Miles: Figs the door — it’s broken.

Joke by Miles C., Ogden, Utah
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Augustine: Knock, knock.
Athanasius: Who’s there?
Augustine: Yukon.
Athanasius: Yukon, who?
Augustine: Yukon say that again!

Joke by Augustine T., Bellevue, Nebraska
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Chris: Knock, knock.
Alex: Who’s there?
Chris: Canoe.
Alex: Canoe, who?
Chris: Canoe open the door?

Joke by Chris R., Indianapolis, Indiana
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Augustine: Knock, knock.
Thomas: Who’s there?
Augustine: Figs.
Thomas: Figs, who?
Augustine: Figs the doorbell — it’s broken!

Joke by Augustine T., Bellevue, Nebraska
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CONNOR: Knock, knock.
PETER: Who’s there?
CONNOR: King Tut.
PETER: King Tut, who?
CONNOR: King-Tut-key fried chicken.

Joke by Connor B., Tucson, Arizona
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Augustine: Knock, knock.
Ambrose: Who’s there?
Augustine: Cargo.
Ambrose: Cargo, who?
Augustine: No, cargo beep-beep!

Joke by Augustine T., Bellevue, Nebraska
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Benjamin: Knock, knock.
Josh: Who’s there?
Benjamin: Dishes.
Josh: Dishes, who?
Benjamin: Dishes a very bad joke.

Joke by Benjamin A., Tinton Falls, New Jersey
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Tanay: Knock, knock.
Dad: Who’s there?
Tanay: Boo.
Dad: Boo, who?
Tanay: Why are you crying?!

Joke by Tanay G., Chantilly, Virginia
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Jeremy: Knock, knock.
Bill: Who’s there?
Jeremy: Luke.
Bill: Luke, who?
Jeremy: Luke through the peephole and you will see.

Joke by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio
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ASA: Knock, knock.
CINDY: Who’s there?
ASA: Wendy.
CINDY: Wendy, who?
ASA: Wendy wind blows, the cradle will rock.

Joke by Asa L., Las Cruces, New Mexico
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Ben: How come there’s no knock- knock joke about America?
John: No idea.
Ben: Because freedom rings.

Joke by Ben G., Bethlehem, Pennsylvania
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AXEL: Knock, knock.
BEN: Who’s there?
AXEL: Tank.
BEN: Tank, who?
AXEL: You’re welcome!

Joke by Axel T., Downers Grove, Illinois
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Charlie: Knock, knock.
Samuel: Who’s there?
Charlie: Hatch.
Samuel: Hatch, who?
Charlie: Bless you!

Joke by Samuel B., Antioch, Tennessee
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PATRICK: Knock, knock.
BRADY: Who’s there?
PATRICK: Candice.
BRADY: Candice, who?
PATRICK: Candice door open or am I stuck here?

Joke by Patrick O., New Freedom, Pennsylvania
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