PEDRO: Will you remember my name in an hour? PEE WEE: Sure. PEDRO: Will you remember my name in a minute? PEE WEE: Yes. PEDRO: Will you remember my name in a second? PEE WEE: Of course. PEDRO: Knock, knock. PEE WEE: Who’s there? PEDRO: You didn’t remember my name! Joke by Trina S., Lititz, Pennsylvania5 commentsLoading...
Chris: Knock, knock. Zach: Who’s there? Chris: Owls. Zach: Owls, who? Chris: Yes, they do! Joke by Chris A., Seabrook, Texas0 commentsLoading...
Ryan: Knock, knock. Jake: Who’s there? Ryan: Sherlock. Jake: Sherlock, who? Ryan: Sher-lock is broken. Let me in! Joke by Ryan H., Wilmington, North Carolina1 commentsLoading...
Tim: Knock, knock. Chase: Who’s there? Tim: Doris. Chase: Doris, who? Tim: Doris locked. That’s why I’m knocking. Joke by Will E., Spartanburg, South Carolina6 commentsLoading...
Noah: Knock, knock. Fred: Who’s there? Noah: Ida. Fred: Ida, who? Noah: No. It’s Idaho. Joke by Noah D., Nashville, Tennessee2 commentsLoading...
George: Knock, knock. Kent: Who’s there? George: Sadie. Kent: Sadie, who? George: Sadie Pledge of Allegiance. It’s the Fourth of July! Joke by Kent A., Lakewood, Ohio0 commentsLoading...
Mike: Knock, knock. Rick: Who’s there? Mike: Wanda. Rick: Wanda, who? Mike: Wanda come play outside? Joke by Cordell G., Sandusky, Ohio0 commentsLoading...
Kartik: Knock, knock. Jimmy: Who’s there? Kartik: Theodore. Jimmy: Theodore, who? Kartik: Theodore is locked. Let me in. Joke by Kartik S., Irvine, California6 commentsLoading...
Joe: Knock, knock. Troy: Who’s there? Joe: Mikey. Troy: Mikey, who? Joe: Mikey doesn’t fit in the key hole. Joke by Joe M., Bloomington, Illinois1 commentsLoading...
Joe: Knock, knock. Troy: Who’s there? Joe: Mikey. Troy: Mikey, who? Joe: Mikey doesn’t fit in the key hole. Joke by Joe M., Bloomington, Illinois6 commentsLoading...
Alex: Knock, knock. Mom: Who’s there? Alex: Will. Mom: Will, who? Alex: Will you let me in? It’s cold out here. Joke by Alexander B., St. Charles, Illinois4 commentsLoading...
Corey: Knock, knock. Ethan: Who’s there? Corey: The doorbell repairman. Joke by Corey K., Dickinson, North Dakota 6 commentsLoading...