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Alex: Knock, knock.
Billy: Who’s there?
Alex: Woo.
Billy: Woo, who?
Alex: Don’t get too excited — it’s just a joke!

Joke by Alex K., Davis, California
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Jeremy: Knock, knock.
Chris: Who’s there?
Jeremy: Beth.
Chris: Beth, who?
Jeremy: Thank you, but I didn’t sneeze!

Joke by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio
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JAMES: Knock, knock.
NATE: Who’s there?
JAMES: You.
NATE: You, who?
JAMES: Cool! I love chocolate drinks!

Joke by James H., Alpharetta, Georgia
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Chris: Knock, knock.
Zach: Who’s there?
Chris: Owls.
Zach: Owls, who?
Chris: Yes, they do!

Joke by Everett L., Lansing, New York
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Jeff: Knock, knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jeff: Boo.
Joe: Boo, who?
Jeff: Don’t cry; it’s just a joke!

Joke by TJ M., Waterville, Ohio
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PEDRO: Will you remember my name in an hour?
PEE WEE: Sure.
PEDRO: Will you remember my name in a minute?
PEE WEE: Yes.
PEDRO: Will you remember my name in a second?
PEE WEE: Of course.
PEDRO: Knock, knock.
PEE WEE: Who’s there?
PEDRO: You didn’t remember my name!

Joke by Trina S., Lititz, Pennsylvania
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Chris: Knock, knock.
Zach: Who’s there?
Chris: Owls.
Zach: Owls, who?
Chris: Yes, they do!

Joke by Chris A., Seabrook, Texas
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Ryan: Knock, knock.
Jake: Who’s there?
Ryan: Sherlock.
Jake: Sherlock, who?
Ryan: Sher-lock is broken. Let me in!

Joke by Ryan H., Wilmington, North Carolina
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Tim: Knock, knock.
Chase: Who’s there?
Tim: Doris.
Chase: Doris, who?
Tim: Doris locked. That’s why I’m knocking.

Joke by Will E., Spartanburg, South Carolina
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Noah: Knock, knock.
Fred: Who’s there?
Noah: Ida.
Fred: Ida, who?
Noah: No. It’s Idaho.

Joke by Noah D., Nashville, Tennessee
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George: Knock, knock.
Kent: Who’s there?
George: Sadie.
Kent: Sadie, who?
George: Sadie Pledge of Allegiance. It’s the Fourth of July!

Joke by Kent A., Lakewood, Ohio
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Mike: Knock, knock.
Rick: Who’s there?
Mike: Wanda.
Rick: Wanda, who?
Mike: Wanda come play outside?

Joke by Cordell G., Sandusky, Ohio
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Kartik: Knock, knock.
Jimmy: Who’s there?
Kartik: Theodore.
Jimmy: Theodore, who?
Kartik: Theodore is locked. Let me in.

Joke by Kartik S., Irvine, California
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Joe: Knock, knock.
Troy: Who’s there?
Joe: Mikey.
Troy: Mikey, who?
Joe: Mikey doesn’t fit in the key hole.

Joke by Joe M., Bloomington, Illinois
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Joe: Knock, knock.
Troy: Who’s there?
Joe: Mikey.
Troy: Mikey, who?
Joe: Mikey doesn’t fit in the key hole.

Joke by Joe M., Bloomington, Illinois
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Alex: Knock, knock.
Mom: Who’s there?
Alex: Will.
Mom: Will, who?
Alex: Will you let me in? It’s cold out here.

Joke by Alexander B., St. Charles, Illinois
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Corey: Knock, knock.
Ethan: Who’s there?
Corey: The doorbell repairman.

Joke by Corey K., Dickinson, North Dakota  
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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