Laugh at funny Turkey jokes and comics for kids

Comic by Scott Nickel
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AYN: What do you get when you cross an eagle with a turkey?
FRANK: What?
AYN: A Thanksgiving bird that keeps flying off your plate.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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Alex: Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?
Benson: Why?
Alex: He sensed fowl play.

Joke by Alex W., Sterling Heights, Michigan
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Emile: What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
Hannah: What?
Emile: “Wing, wing.”

Joke by Emile T., Santa Monica, California
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BRANDON: Why did the turkey become a musician?
KAYDEN: Why?
BRANDON: Because he had good drumsticks.

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Van Scott
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BEN: Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
DAWN: I don’t know.
BEN: To prove it’s not a chicken.

Joke by Ben H., Clifton Park, New York
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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MARIANO: What sound does a dizzy turkey make?
JEANNINE: I’m not sure.
MARIANO: “Wobble, wobble.”

Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska
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Cresencio: What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
Amber: What?
Cresencio: “Wing! Wing!”

Joke by Cresencio A., Norwalk, California
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Comic by Van Scott
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PABLO: What material did the turkey use to build a driveway?
CARSON: Not a clue.
PABLO: Gobblestones.

Joke by Pablo F., Wake Forest, North Carolina
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Keith: What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Faith: I’m stumped.
Keith: Leftovers!

Joke by Keith J., Sierra Vista, Arizona
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Ayn: What do you get when you cross an eagle with a turkey?
Doug: No idea.
Ayn: Me, neither, but it kept flying off my plate!

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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Aayush: What do you call a turkey after Thanksgiving?
Caleb: What?
Aayush: Lucky!

Joke by Aayush P., Austin, Texas
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CRESENCIO: Why do turkeys eat so little?
MAX: I don’t know.
CRESENCIO: Because they are always stuffed.

Joke by Cresencio A., Norwalk, California
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KYLE: What part of the turkey does a drummer love the most?
BRETT: I’m puzzled!
KYLE: The drumsticks.

Joke by Brett B., Manhattan, Kansas
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JEREMY: What key has legs and can’t open doors?
SAMMY: I don’t know.
JEREMY: A turkey.

Joke by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio
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Ayn: What animal has the worst eating habits?
Karla: The pig?
Ayn: Nope. The turkey, because it gobbles everything up!

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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PEARL: What do you call a running turkey?
ALLY: I haven’t the foggiest.
PEARL: Fast food!

Joke by Pearl C., Rancho Cucamonga, California
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