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Cresencio: What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
Amber: What?
Cresencio: “Wing! Wing!”

Joke by Cresencio A., Norwalk, California
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Comic by Van Scott
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PABLO: What material did the turkey use to build a driveway?
CARSON: Not a clue.
PABLO: Gobblestones.

Joke by Pablo F., Wake Forest, North Carolina
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Keith: What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Faith: I’m stumped.
Keith: Leftovers!

Joke by Keith J., Sierra Vista, Arizona
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Ayn: What do you get when you cross an eagle with a turkey?
Doug: No idea.
Ayn: Me, neither, but it kept flying off my plate!

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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Aayush: What do you call a turkey after Thanksgiving?
Caleb: What?
Aayush: Lucky!

Joke by Aayush P., Austin, Texas
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CRESENCIO: Why do turkeys eat so little?
MAX: I don’t know.
CRESENCIO: Because they are always stuffed.

Joke by Cresencio A., Norwalk, California
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KYLE: What part of the turkey does a drummer love the most?
BRETT: I’m puzzled!
KYLE: The drumsticks.

Joke by Brett B., Manhattan, Kansas
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JEREMY: What key has legs and can’t open doors?
SAMMY: I don’t know.
JEREMY: A turkey.

Joke by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio
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Ayn: What animal has the worst eating habits?
Karla: The pig?
Ayn: Nope. The turkey, because it gobbles everything up!

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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PEARL: What do you call a running turkey?
ALLY: I haven’t the foggiest.
PEARL: Fast food!

Joke by Pearl C., Rancho Cucamonga, California
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Ayn: What does a turkey dress up as for Halloween?
Samantha: I don’t know. What?
Ayn: A gobblin’!

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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ISAAC: What do you call a turkey after Thanksgiving?
IVAN: What?
ISAAC: Lucky!

Joke by Isaac K., Caledonia, Minnesota
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Brandon: What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Herndon: What?
Brandon: Finally enough drumsticks for everyone at Thanksgiving.

Joke by Brandon B., Vacaville, California
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KIM: What did the turkey say to the computer?
JIM: What?
KIM: “Google, google, google.”

Joke by Kim T., New Egypt, New Jersey
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Pedro: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?
Ordep: What?
Pedro: “Quack! Quack!”

Joke by Svenju B., Shawnee, Oklahoma
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Pee Wee: Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Pedro: Of course! A building can’t jump at all.

Joke by Pedro the Mailburro
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