Cresencio: What sound does a turkey’s phone make? Amber: What? Cresencio: “Wing! Wing!” Joke by Cresencio A., Norwalk, California0 commentsLoading...
PABLO: What material did the turkey use to build a driveway? CARSON: Not a clue. PABLO: Gobblestones. Joke by Pablo F., Wake Forest, North Carolina0 commentsLoading...
Keith: What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving? Faith: I’m stumped. Keith: Leftovers! Joke by Keith J., Sierra Vista, Arizona0 commentsLoading...
Ayn: What do you get when you cross an eagle with a turkey? Doug: No idea. Ayn: Me, neither, but it kept flying off my plate! Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania0 commentsLoading...
Aayush: What do you call a turkey after Thanksgiving? Caleb: What? Aayush: Lucky! Joke by Aayush P., Austin, Texas1 commentsLoading...
CRESENCIO: Why do turkeys eat so little? MAX: I don’t know. CRESENCIO: Because they are always stuffed. Joke by Cresencio A., Norwalk, California3 commentsLoading...
KYLE: What part of the turkey does a drummer love the most? BRETT: I’m puzzled! KYLE: The drumsticks. Joke by Brett B., Manhattan, Kansas0 commentsLoading...
JEREMY: What key has legs and can’t open doors? SAMMY: I don’t know. JEREMY: A turkey. Joke by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio1 commentsLoading...
Ayn: What animal has the worst eating habits? Karla: The pig? Ayn: Nope. The turkey, because it gobbles everything up! Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania0 commentsLoading...
PEARL: What do you call a running turkey? ALLY: I haven’t the foggiest. PEARL: Fast food! Joke by Pearl C., Rancho Cucamonga, California1 commentsLoading...
Ayn: What does a turkey dress up as for Halloween? Samantha: I don’t know. What? Ayn: A gobblin’! Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania0 commentsLoading...
ISAAC: What do you call a turkey after Thanksgiving? IVAN: What? ISAAC: Lucky! Joke by Isaac K., Caledonia, Minnesota1 commentsLoading...
Brandon: What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Herndon: What? Brandon: Finally enough drumsticks for everyone at Thanksgiving. Joke by Brandon B., Vacaville, California3 commentsLoading...
KIM: What did the turkey say to the computer? JIM: What? KIM: “Google, google, google.” Joke by Kim T., New Egypt, New Jersey4 commentsLoading...
Pedro: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day? Ordep: What? Pedro: “Quack! Quack!” Joke by Svenju B., Shawnee, Oklahoma0 commentsLoading...
Pee Wee: Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? Pedro: Of course! A building can’t jump at all. Joke by Pedro the Mailburro3 commentsLoading...