Dominic: Why did the turkey cross the road? Perry: I don’t know. Dominic: To prove he wasn’t a chicken! Joke by Dominic V., Sheboygan, Wis.1 commentsLoading...
Biff: Why did the turkey cross the road? Bob: I don’t know. Biff: It was Thanksgiving, and he wanted people to think he was a chicken! Joke by Rachy Y., Waianae, Hawaii3 commentsLoading...
Noah: What do you call a happy citizen of Istanbul? Alex: Dunno. Noah: A “Turkish delight!” Joke by Noah H., Green Bay, Wis.3 commentsLoading...
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" "No, ma'am. They're dead." Joke by Grant W., San Diego, Calif.3 commentsLoading...
Leighton: What sound does a limping turkey make? Zach: I give up! Leighton: "Wobble, wobble!" Joke by Zach C., Roanoke, Tex.2 commentsLoading...
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