Laugh at funny Turkey jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Bill Thomas
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Brian: Why did the turkey cross the road?
Phil: Why?
Brian: The chicken was on vacation!

Joke by Stephen D., San Jose, Calif.
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Dominic: Why did the turkey cross the road?
Perry: I don’t know.
Dominic: To prove he wasn’t a chicken!

Joke by Dominic V., Sheboygan, Wis.
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Biff: Why did the turkey cross the road?
Bob: I don’t know.
Biff: It was Thanksgiving, and he wanted people to think he was a chicken!

Joke by Rachy Y., Waianae, Hawaii
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Noah: What do you call a happy citizen of Istanbul?
Alex: Dunno.
Noah: A “Turkish delight!”

Joke by Noah H., Green Bay, Wis.
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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

"No, ma'am. They're dead."

Joke by Grant W., San Diego, Calif.
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Leighton: What sound does a limping turkey make?

Zach: I give up!

Leighton: "Wobble, wobble!"

Joke by Zach C., Roanoke, Tex.
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