Turkey jokes – Page 2 of 2 – Jokes by Scout Life

KIM: What did the turkey say to the computer?
JIM: What?
KIM: “Google, google, google.”

Joke by Kim T., New Egypt, New Jersey
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Pedro: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?
Ordep: What?
Pedro: “Quack! Quack!”

Joke by Svenju B., Shawnee, Oklahoma
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Pee Wee: Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Pedro: Of course! A building can’t jump at all.

Joke by Pedro the Mailburro
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Josh: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
David: What?
Josh: Drumsticks for everyone.

Joke by David B., Quaker Hill, Connecticut
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Emma: What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Sam: I don’t know.
Emma: Vegetarians.

Joke by Emma P., Annapolis, Maryland
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Kevin: What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
Jake: I don’t know. What?
Kevin: Lucky.

Joke by Austin H., Schnecksville, Pennsylvania
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Daryll Collins
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Bill Thomas
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Brian: Why did the turkey cross the road?
Phil: Why?
Brian: The chicken was on vacation!

Joke by Stephen D., San Jose, Calif.
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Dominic: Why did the turkey cross the road?
Perry: I don’t know.
Dominic: To prove he wasn’t a chicken!

Joke by Dominic V., Sheboygan, Wis.
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Biff: Why did the turkey cross the road?
Bob: I don’t know.
Biff: It was Thanksgiving, and he wanted people to think he was a chicken!

Joke by Rachy Y., Waianae, Hawaii
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Noah: What do you call a happy citizen of Istanbul?
Alex: Dunno.
Noah: A “Turkish delight!”

Joke by Noah H., Green Bay, Wis.
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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

"No, ma'am. They're dead."

Joke by Grant W., San Diego, Calif.
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Leighton: What sound does a limping turkey make?

Zach: I give up!

Leighton: "Wobble, wobble!"

Joke by Zach C., Roanoke, Tex.
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