MICHAEL: What do cows celebrate on Dec. 31? BOB: I don’t know. MICHAEL: Moo Year’s Eve! Joke by Michael H., Covington, Washington0 commentsLoading...
EDUARDO: What did the cow get for its birthday? ELIZA: What? EDUARDO: A cow-culator. Joke by Eduardo M., Alamo, California1 commentsLoading...
HAMILTON: What says, “ooooo ... ”? SARAH: I don’t know. What? HAMILTON: A cow with no lips. Joke by Hamilton P., Villa Rica, Georgia2 commentsLoading...
Charles: Do you want to hear a joke about cattle? Jay: Sure. Charles: Never mind. You’ve probably already herd it. Joke by Charles L., Clarksburg, West Virginia0 commentsLoading...
LOGAN: Why do goats wear bells? NEO: I don’t know. Why? LOGAN: Because their horns don’t work. Joke by Neo H., Waldorf, Maryland0 commentsLoading...
Daffynition: Decaffeinated — A cow that just gave birth. Joke by L.F. B., Olathe, Colorado1 commentsLoading...
Dallin: What do you call a cow eating grass? Vanessa: What? Dallin: A lawn mooer. Joke by Dallin D., Riverton, Wyoming0 commentsLoading...
Billy: Where do cows watch their videos? Bob: Where? Billy: MooTube. Joke by Sahil A., San Diego, California0 commentsLoading...
Nathan: What do cows use when they text? Jesse: I have no clue. Nathan: E-moo-jis. Joke by Nathan H., Powell, Tennessee1 commentsLoading...
Patrick: Why did the farmer give his cow a pogo stick? Allen: Why? Patrick: He wanted a milkshake. Joke by Patrick C., Mount Morris, Michigan3 commentsLoading...
Jake: What do you call a cow missing its right legs? Rob: No idea. Jake: Lean beef. Joke by Jake G.,, Little Rock, Arkansas1 commentsLoading...
Billy: Where do cows watch their videos? Bob: Where? Billy: MooTube. Joke by Sahil A., San Diego, California0 commentsLoading...
Grayson: What do you get from a pampered cow? Al: What? Grayson: Spoiled milk. Joke by Grayson T., Slidell, Louisiana13 commentsLoading...
Joe: What do you call a cow with no legs? Monty: What? Joe: Ground beef. Joke by Joe B., Lindon, Utah0 commentsLoading...
Joe: What do you call a cow with no legs? Monty: What? Joe: Ground beef. Joke by Joe B., Lindon, Utah45 commentsLoading...
Kevin: Did you hear the one about the flying cows? Kole: Yes. What about it? Kevin: It was a complete and udder lie. Joke by Kole B., Las Vegas, Nevada1 commentsLoading...
Milkman: How do you make a milkshake? Customer: Tell me. Milkman: By sticking a cow in the freezer. Joke by Alberto V., Milwaukee, Wis.6 commentsLoading...
Clare: What do you call a herd of cattle listening to a comedian? Ella: I haven’t a clue. Clare: A “laughing stock.” Joke by Elsika P., New Orleans, La.0 commentsLoading...