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KELLY: What do you call cows that don’t produce milk?
MICHA: I don’t know.
KELLY: Milk Duds.

Joke by Kelly P., Inman, South Carolina
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Comic by ThomasToons
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Chase: What do you call a rude cow?
Sam: What?
Chase: Beef jerky.

Joke by Chase E., Pacific Grove, California 
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MATTHEW: Where do cows stay when they’re on vacation?
JACK: I don’t know.
MATTHEW: At a moo-tel.

Joke by Matthew A., Minneapolis, Minnesota
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JOHNNY: What are a cow’s favorite places in space?
MAX: Where?
JOHNNY: The Milky Way and the mooon.

Joke by Johnny B., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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LUKAS: What do you call a cow with no legs?
JASON: I haven’t the foggiest.
LUKAS: Ground beef.

Joke by Lukas F., Farmersburg, Iowa
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Comic by Scott Masear
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LUKE: What do you get from a stuck-up cow?
SEAN: I don’t know. What?
LUKE: Spoiled milk.

Joke by Luke T., Mountain Brook, Alabama
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MICHAEL: What do cows celebrate on Dec. 31?
BOB: I don’t know.
MICHAEL: Moo Year’s Eve!

Joke by Michael H., Covington, Washington
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Comic by ThomasToons
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EDUARDO: What did the cow get for its birthday?
ELIZA: What?
EDUARDO: A cow-culator.

Joke by Eduardo M., Alamo, California
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Comic by Scott Masear
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HAMILTON: What says, “ooooo ... ”?
SARAH: I don’t know. What?
HAMILTON: A cow with no lips.

Joke by Hamilton P., Villa Rica, Georgia
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Charles: Do you want to hear a joke about cattle?
Jay: Sure.
Charles: Never mind. You’ve probably already herd it.

Joke by Charles L., Clarksburg, West Virginia
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LOGAN: Why do goats wear bells?
NEO: I don’t know. Why?
LOGAN: Because their horns don’t work.

Joke by Neo H., Waldorf, Maryland
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Daffynition: Decaffeinated — A cow that just gave birth.

Joke by L.F. B., Olathe, Colorado
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Dallin: What do you call a cow eating grass?
Vanessa: What?
Dallin: A lawn mooer.

Joke by Dallin D., Riverton, Wyoming
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Billy: Where do cows watch their videos?
Bob: Where?
Billy: MooTube.

Joke by Sahil A., San Diego, California
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Nathan: What do cows use when they text?
Jesse: I have no clue.
Nathan: E-moo-jis.

Joke by Nathan H., Powell, Tennessee
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Patrick: Why did the farmer give his cow a pogo stick?
Allen: Why?
Patrick: He wanted a milkshake.

Joke by Patrick C., Mount Morris, Michigan
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