KELLY: What do you call cows that don’t produce milk? MICHA: I don’t know. KELLY: Milk Duds. Joke by Kelly P., Inman, South Carolina0 commentsLoading...
Chase: What do you call a rude cow? Sam: What? Chase: Beef jerky. Joke by Chase E., Pacific Grove, California 0 commentsLoading...
MATTHEW: Where do cows stay when they’re on vacation? JACK: I don’t know. MATTHEW: At a moo-tel. Joke by Matthew A., Minneapolis, Minnesota1 commentsLoading...
JOHNNY: What are a cow’s favorite places in space? MAX: Where? JOHNNY: The Milky Way and the mooon. Joke by Johnny B., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania1 commentsLoading...
LUKAS: What do you call a cow with no legs? JASON: I haven’t the foggiest. LUKAS: Ground beef. Joke by Lukas F., Farmersburg, Iowa0 commentsLoading...
LUKE: What do you get from a stuck-up cow? SEAN: I don’t know. What? LUKE: Spoiled milk. Joke by Luke T., Mountain Brook, Alabama1 commentsLoading...
MICHAEL: What do cows celebrate on Dec. 31? BOB: I don’t know. MICHAEL: Moo Year’s Eve! Joke by Michael H., Covington, Washington0 commentsLoading...
EDUARDO: What did the cow get for its birthday? ELIZA: What? EDUARDO: A cow-culator. Joke by Eduardo M., Alamo, California1 commentsLoading...
HAMILTON: What says, “ooooo ... ”? SARAH: I don’t know. What? HAMILTON: A cow with no lips. Joke by Hamilton P., Villa Rica, Georgia3 commentsLoading...
Charles: Do you want to hear a joke about cattle? Jay: Sure. Charles: Never mind. You’ve probably already herd it. Joke by Charles L., Clarksburg, West Virginia0 commentsLoading...
LOGAN: Why do goats wear bells? NEO: I don’t know. Why? LOGAN: Because their horns don’t work. Joke by Neo H., Waldorf, Maryland0 commentsLoading...
Daffynition: Decaffeinated — A cow that just gave birth. Joke by L.F. B., Olathe, Colorado1 commentsLoading...
Dallin: What do you call a cow eating grass? Vanessa: What? Dallin: A lawn mooer. Joke by Dallin D., Riverton, Wyoming0 commentsLoading...
Billy: Where do cows watch their videos? Bob: Where? Billy: MooTube. Joke by Sahil A., San Diego, California0 commentsLoading...
Nathan: What do cows use when they text? Jesse: I have no clue. Nathan: E-moo-jis. Joke by Nathan H., Powell, Tennessee1 commentsLoading...
Patrick: Why did the farmer give his cow a pogo stick? Allen: Why? Patrick: He wanted a milkshake. Joke by Patrick C., Mount Morris, Michigan3 commentsLoading...