Greg: What’s the best thing to do when a bull is charging? Nic: Tell me. Greg: Just pay him! Joke by Greg S., El Dorado Hills, Calif.7 commentsLoading...
Julian: Knock, knock. Brandon: Who’s there? Julian: Moo. Brandon: Moo, who? Julian: Make up your mind: Are you a cow or an owl? Joke by Julian R., Marietta, Ga.11 commentsLoading...
Blake: What do you get when you cross a cow and a porcupine? Kyle: I haven’t a clue. Blake: A steak with a built-in toothpick! Joke by Blake R., Hallsville, Tex.10 commentsLoading...
Dave: What do you call a happy herder of cattle? Dan: I don’t know. Dave: A “jolly rancher”! Joke by David D., Dayton, Ohio8 commentsLoading...
Isaiah: Where do cows buy their stuff? Colin: I’m stumped. Isaiah: In a cattle-og. Joke by Isaiah C., Jamestown, Tenn.3 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “How to Start a Ranch” by Brandon Cows. Joke by Jake K., Brighton, Colo.8 commentsLoading...
Charlie: Knock, knock. Thomas: Who’s there? Charlie: Cows go. Thomas: Cows go, who? Charlie: Nope — cows go moo! Joke by Joshua C., Tulsa, Okla.16 commentsLoading...
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other, “Are you worried about mad cow disease?” The other one says, “No, it doesn’t worry me. I’m a horse!” Joke by Nathan G., Asbury, N.J.10 commentsLoading...
Ty: What do male cattle use to write? Luke: Beats me. Ty: Bullpens! Joke by Tyler R., Talladega, Ala.4 commentsLoading...
Alex: What does a farmer use to count his cattle? Ben: I have no idea. Alex: A cow-culator! Joke by Alex H., Longwood, Fla.5 commentsLoading...
Connor: Where did cows fight for independence? Tanner: Where? Connor: The Alamoo! Joke by Connor D., Hanford, Calif.1 commentsLoading...
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