Laugh at funny Cow jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

Clare: What do you call a herd of cattle listening to a comedian?
Ella: I haven’t a clue.
Clare: A “laughing stock.”

Joke by Elsika P., New Orleans, La.
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Greg: What’s the best thing to do when a bull is charging?
Nic: Tell me.
Greg: Just pay him!

Joke by Greg S., El Dorado Hills, Calif.
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Julian: Knock, knock.
Brandon: Who’s there?
Julian: Moo.
Brandon: Moo, who?
Julian: Make up your mind: Are you a cow or an owl?

Joke by Julian R., Marietta, Ga.
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Blake: What do you get when you cross a cow and a porcupine?
Kyle: I haven’t a clue.
Blake: A steak with a built-in toothpick!

Joke by Blake R., Hallsville, Tex.
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Dave: What do you call a happy herder of cattle?
Dan: I don’t know.
Dave: A “jolly rancher”!

Joke by David D., Dayton, Ohio
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Isaiah: Where do cows buy their stuff?
Colin: I’m stumped.
Isaiah: In a cattle-og.

Joke by Isaiah C., Jamestown, Tenn.
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A book never written: “How to Start a Ranch” by Brandon Cows.

Joke by Jake K., Brighton, Colo.
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Charlie: Knock, knock.
Thomas: Who’s there?
Charlie: Cows go.
Thomas: Cows go, who?
Charlie: Nope — cows go moo!

Joke by Joshua C., Tulsa, Okla.
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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other, “Are you worried about mad cow disease?”

The other one says, “No, it doesn’t worry me. I’m a horse!”

Joke by Nathan G., Asbury, N.J.
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Ty: What do male cattle use to write?
Luke: Beats me.
Ty: Bullpens!

Joke by Tyler R., Talladega, Ala.
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Alex: What does a farmer use to count his cattle?
Ben: I have no idea.
Alex: A cow-culator!

Joke by Alex H., Longwood, Fla.
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Connor: Where did cows fight for independence?

Tanner: Where?

Connor: The Alamoo!

Joke by Connor D., Hanford, Calif.
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