Laugh at funny Cow jokes and comics for kids

Comic by ThomasToons
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EDUARDO: What did the cow get for its birthday?
ELIZA: What?
EDUARDO: A cow-culator.

Joke by Eduardo M., Alamo, California
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Comic by Scott Masear
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HAMILTON: What says, “ooooo ... ”?
SARAH: I don’t know. What?
HAMILTON: A cow with no lips.

Joke by Hamilton P., Villa Rica, Georgia
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Charles: Do you want to hear a joke about cattle?
Jay: Sure.
Charles: Never mind. You’ve probably already herd it.

Joke by Charles L., Clarksburg, West Virginia
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LOGAN: Why do goats wear bells?
NEO: I don’t know. Why?
LOGAN: Because their horns don’t work.

Joke by Neo H., Waldorf, Maryland
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Comic by ThomasToons
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Daffynition: Decaffeinated — A cow that just gave birth.

Joke by L.F. B., Olathe, Colorado
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Dallin: What do you call a cow eating grass?
Vanessa: What?
Dallin: A lawn mooer.

Joke by Dallin D., Riverton, Wyoming
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Billy: Where do cows watch their videos?
Bob: Where?
Billy: MooTube.

Joke by Sahil A., San Diego, California
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Nathan: What do cows use when they text?
Jesse: I have no clue.
Nathan: E-moo-jis.

Joke by Nathan H., Powell, Tennessee
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Patrick: Why did the farmer give his cow a pogo stick?
Allen: Why?
Patrick: He wanted a milkshake.

Joke by Patrick C., Mount Morris, Michigan
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Jake: What do you call a cow missing its right legs?
Rob: No idea.
Jake: Lean beef.

Joke by Jake G.,, Little Rock, Arkansas
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Billy: Where do cows watch their videos?
Bob: Where?
Billy: MooTube.

Joke by Sahil A., San Diego, California
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Grayson: What do you get from a pampered cow?
Al: What?
Grayson: Spoiled milk.

Joke by Grayson T., Slidell, Louisiana
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Joe: What do you call a cow with no legs?
Monty: What?
Joe: Ground beef.

Joke by Joe B., Lindon, Utah
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Joe: What do you call a cow with no legs?
Monty: What?
Joe: Ground beef.

Joke by Joe B., Lindon, Utah
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Kevin: Did you hear the one about the ﬂying cows?
Kole: Yes. What about it?
Kevin: It was a complete and udder lie.

Joke by Kole B., Las Vegas, Nevada
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Milkman: How do you make a milkshake?
Customer: Tell me.
Milkman: By sticking a cow in the freezer.

Joke by Alberto V., Milwaukee, Wis.
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Clare: What do you call a herd of cattle listening to a comedian?
Ella: I haven’t a clue.
Clare: A “laughing stock.”

Joke by Elsika P., New Orleans, La.
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