Zach: Why do cows wear bells around their necks?
Elliot: Why?
Zach: Because their horns don’t work.
Joke submitted by Zachary B., Charlottesville, Virginia





Zach: Why do cows wear bells around their necks?
Elliot: Why?
Zach: Because their horns don’t work.
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