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GRAHAM: Knock, knock.
TOM: Who’s there?
GRAHAM: Isabel.
TOM: Isabel, who?
GRAHAM: Isabel, working? I had to knock.

Joke by Graham A., Wichita, Kansas
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MICAH: What award does a bike without a bell get?
AARON: I’m not sure.
MICAH: The no-bell prize.

Joke by Micah R., Port Townsend, Washington
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Zach: Why do cows wear bells around their necks?
Elliot: Why?
Zach: Because their horns don’t work. 

Joke by Zachary B., Charlottesville, Virginia
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TOM SWIFTY: “I like your bells,” Tom chimed.

Joke by Evi V., Pewee Valley, Kentucky
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LOGAN: Why do goats wear bells?
NEO: I don’t know. Why?
LOGAN: Because their horns don’t work.

Joke by Neo H., Waldorf, Maryland
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Sitara: What do you get when you cross a bell and a skunk?
Lucy: I don’t know.
Sitara: Jingle smells.

Joke by Sitara C., Roslyn, New York
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