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JILL: Which singer can fix clothes the fastest?
JACK: I’m not sure.
JILL: Taylor Swift.

Joke by Aryan G., Lakeway, Texas
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Sam: What animal wears a coat all winter and pants in the summer?
Jackie: No idea.
Sam: A dog.

Joke by Samuel E., Coweta, Oklahoma
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JAMES: What’s a lawyer’s favorite outfit?
SARA: I’m not sure.
JAMES: A lawsuit.

Joke by James H., Buffalo, New York
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Van Scott
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NATHANIEL: What do you call Santa Claus with unfolded clothes?
TYLER: I don’t know. What?
NATHANIEL: Kris Wrinkle.

Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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ZED: What is a poorly dressed dinosaur called?
NED: What?
ZED: An eye-saur.

Joke by Tyler H., Winchendon, Massachusetts
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Sara: What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?
Travis: What kind?
Sara: Lawsuits.

Joke by Sara R., Irving, Texas
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Sam: What is a cell’s favorite piece of clothing?
Alex: I have no idea.
Sam: Genes.

Joke by Rylan L., Matthews, North Carolina
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Tim: What does a cactus wear to a business meeting?
Joe: I’m stumped.
Tim: A cac-tie.

Joke by Logan S., Columbus, Ohio
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Josh: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
Jake: I haven’t the foggiest.
Josh: An investigator!

Joke by Joshua L., West Hampton, Mass.
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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A book never written: “PE Class Attire” by Jim Shortz.

Joke by Jakob S., Olathe, Kan.
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Dan: What do lawyers wear to formal dinners?
Don: Uh, I dunno. What?
Dan: Lawsuits!

Joke by Rachel S., Wadsworth, Ohio
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Warped Wiseman wonders: “Do sheep get static cling when they rub against each other?”

Joke by Tom D., Columbia, Conn.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: “Where are my camouflage pants?”

Joke by Tyler W., Penn Valley, Calif.
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