Clothing jokes – Jokes by Scout Life

NATHANIEL: What do you call Santa Claus with unfolded clothes?
TYLER: I don’t know. What?
NATHANIEL: Kris Wrinkle.

Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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ZED: What is a poorly dressed dinosaur called?
NED: What?
ZED: An eye-saur.

Joke by Tyler H., Winchendon, Massachusetts
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Sara: What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?
Travis: What kind?
Sara: Lawsuits.

Joke by Sara R., Irving, Texas
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Sam: What is a cell’s favorite piece of clothing?
Alex: I have no idea.
Sam: Genes.

Joke by Rylan L., Matthews, North Carolina
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Tim: What does a cactus wear to a business meeting?
Joe: I’m stumped.
Tim: A cac-tie.

Joke by Logan S., Columbus, Ohio
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Josh: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
Jake: I haven’t the foggiest.
Josh: An investigator!

Joke by Joshua L., West Hampton, Mass.
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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A book never written: “PE Class Attire” by Jim Shortz.

Joke by Jakob S., Olathe, Kan.
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Dan: What do lawyers wear to formal dinners?
Don: Uh, I dunno. What?
Dan: Lawsuits!

Joke by Rachel S., Wadsworth, Ohio
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Warped Wiseman wonders: “Do sheep get static cling when they rub against each other?”

Joke by Tom D., Columbia, Conn.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: “Where are my camouflage pants?”

Joke by Tyler W., Penn Valley, Calif.
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Farmer: Did you know it takes three sheep to make one sweater?
City Slicker: That’s fantastic! I didn’t even know they could knit!

Joke by Nathanael G., Thousand Oaks, Calif.
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Suzie: What do you call wedding arguments?
Howie: I don’t know.
Suzie: “Altar-cations.”

Joke by Suzan W., Spring Hill, Fla.
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Nat: What’s the difference between a well-dressed man and a tired dog?
Julia: I dunno.
Nat: One wears a suit; the other just pants.

Joke by Nathan N., Aurora, Ill.
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Logan: What do they call the guy who invented denim pants?
Luke: I don’t know.
Logan: A “jean-ius.”

Joke by Logan F., Peoria, Ariz.
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Warped Wiseman says: “I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn’t find any.”

Joke by Max X., Riyadh, Saudi Arabia
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Jason: What did the judge wear to the trial?
Joe: Tell me.
Jason: A lawsuit!

Joke by Jason D., Covington, La.
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Alex: What did the rain cloud wear under its raincoat?
Ben: Tell me.
Alex: Thunder-wear!

Joke by Alex H., Longwood, Fla.
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