JILL: Which singer can fix clothes the fastest? JACK: I’m not sure. JILL: Taylor Swift. Joke by Aryan G., Lakeway, Texas0 commentsLoading...
Sam: What animal wears a coat all winter and pants in the summer? Jackie: No idea. Sam: A dog. Joke by Samuel E., Coweta, Oklahoma1 commentsLoading...
JAMES: What’s a lawyer’s favorite outfit? SARA: I’m not sure. JAMES: A lawsuit. Joke by James H., Buffalo, New York0 commentsLoading...
NATHANIEL: What do you call Santa Claus with unfolded clothes? TYLER: I don’t know. What? NATHANIEL: Kris Wrinkle. Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas1 commentsLoading...
ZED: What is a poorly dressed dinosaur called? NED: What? ZED: An eye-saur. Joke by Tyler H., Winchendon, Massachusetts0 commentsLoading...
Sara: What kind of clothes do lawyers wear? Travis: What kind? Sara: Lawsuits. Joke by Sara R., Irving, Texas0 commentsLoading...
Sam: What is a cell’s favorite piece of clothing? Alex: I have no idea. Sam: Genes. Joke by Rylan L., Matthews, North Carolina0 commentsLoading...
Tim: What does a cactus wear to a business meeting? Joe: I’m stumped. Tim: A cac-tie. Joke by Logan S., Columbus, Ohio1 commentsLoading...
Josh: What do you call an alligator in a vest? Jake: I haven’t the foggiest. Josh: An investigator! Joke by Joshua L., West Hampton, Mass.9 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “PE Class Attire” by Jim Shortz. Joke by Jakob S., Olathe, Kan.0 commentsLoading...
Dan: What do lawyers wear to formal dinners? Don: Uh, I dunno. What? Dan: Lawsuits! Joke by Rachel S., Wadsworth, Ohio2 commentsLoading...
Warped Wiseman wonders: “Do sheep get static cling when they rub against each other?” Joke by Tom D., Columbia, Conn.9 commentsLoading...
Warped Wiseman wonders: “Where are my camouflage pants?” Joke by Tyler W., Penn Valley, Calif.18 commentsLoading...