Warped Wiseman wonders: “Where are my camouflage pants?” Joke by Tyler W., Penn Valley, Calif.18 commentsLoading...
Farmer: Did you know it takes three sheep to make one sweater? City Slicker: That’s fantastic! I didn’t even know they could knit! Joke by Nathanael G., Thousand Oaks, Calif.3 commentsLoading...
Suzie: What do you call wedding arguments? Howie: I don’t know. Suzie: “Altar-cations.” Joke by Suzan W., Spring Hill, Fla.2 commentsLoading...
Nat: What’s the difference between a well-dressed man and a tired dog? Julia: I dunno. Nat: One wears a suit; the other just pants. Joke by Nathan N., Aurora, Ill.9 commentsLoading...
Logan: What do they call the guy who invented denim pants? Luke: I don’t know. Logan: A “jean-ius.” Joke by Logan F., Peoria, Ariz.3 commentsLoading...
Warped Wiseman says: “I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn’t find any.” Joke by Max X., Riyadh, Saudi Arabia20 commentsLoading...
Jason: What did the judge wear to the trial? Joe: Tell me. Jason: A lawsuit! Joke by Jason D., Covington, La.5 commentsLoading...
Alex: What did the rain cloud wear under its raincoat? Ben: Tell me. Alex: Thunder-wear! Joke by Alex H., Longwood, Fla.3 commentsLoading...
Billy: Why do pilgrims’ pants always fall down? Joe: Beats me. Billy: Because they wear their belt buckles on their hats! Joke by Billy S., Dover, Mass.10 commentsLoading...
Landon: How did the farmer fix his jeans? Rosalyn: Tell me Landon: With a cabbage patch! Joke by Rosalyn G., Altamonte Springs, Fla.9 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “Altering Clothes” by Anita Taylor. Joke by James K., Anaheim, Calif.6 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “Ballerina Fashion Weekly” by Leo Tard. Joke by Robby W., Wichita, Kan.5 commentsLoading...
Martin: What did the tailor say after his client fired him? Michael: I haven’t a clue. Martin: “Suit yourself.” Joke by Martin R., Belmont, Mass.3 commentsLoading...
Greg: What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike? Peg: Tell me. Greg: A trail blazer! Joke by Greg V., Spring Hill, Kan.1 commentsLoading...
Mom: Son, you need to wear a longsleeved shirt today. Nate: No, I’m wearing short sleeves. I have Second Amendment rights. Mom: What are you talking about? Nate: You know, the right to bare arms! Joke by Nate F., Chapel Hill, N.C.9 commentsLoading...
Wyatt: What did the tie say to the hat? Warren: No idea. Wyatt: “You go on a head; I’ll just hang around!” Joke by Wyatt D., Lutherville, Md.6 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “The Nicest Clothes” by Fan C. Pants. Joke by Samuel B., Buena Vista, Va.1 commentsLoading...
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