Laugh at funny Clothing jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

Warped Wiseman wonders: “Where are my camouflage pants?”

Joke by Tyler W., Penn Valley, Calif.
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Farmer: Did you know it takes three sheep to make one sweater?
City Slicker: That’s fantastic! I didn’t even know they could knit!

Joke by Nathanael G., Thousand Oaks, Calif.
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Suzie: What do you call wedding arguments?
Howie: I don’t know.
Suzie: “Altar-cations.”

Joke by Suzan W., Spring Hill, Fla.
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Nat: What’s the difference between a well-dressed man and a tired dog?
Julia: I dunno.
Nat: One wears a suit; the other just pants.

Joke by Nathan N., Aurora, Ill.
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Logan: What do they call the guy who invented denim pants?
Luke: I don’t know.
Logan: A “jean-ius.”

Joke by Logan F., Peoria, Ariz.
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Warped Wiseman says: “I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn’t find any.”

Joke by Max X., Riyadh, Saudi Arabia
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Jason: What did the judge wear to the trial?
Joe: Tell me.
Jason: A lawsuit!

Joke by Jason D., Covington, La.
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Alex: What did the rain cloud wear under its raincoat?
Ben: Tell me.
Alex: Thunder-wear!

Joke by Alex H., Longwood, Fla.
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Billy: Why do pilgrims’ pants always fall down?
Joe: Beats me.
Billy: Because they wear their belt buckles on their hats!

Joke by Billy S., Dover, Mass.
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Landon: How did the farmer fix his jeans?
Rosalyn: Tell me
Landon: With a cabbage patch!

Joke by Rosalyn G., Altamonte Springs, Fla.
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A book never written: “Altering Clothes” by Anita Taylor.

Joke by James K., Anaheim, Calif.
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A book never written: “Ballerina Fashion Weekly” by Leo Tard.

Joke by Robby W., Wichita, Kan.
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Martin: What did the tailor say after his client fired him?
Michael: I haven’t a clue.
Martin: “Suit yourself.”

Joke by Martin R., Belmont, Mass.
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Greg: What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Peg: Tell me.
Greg: A trail blazer!

Joke by Greg V., Spring Hill, Kan.
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Mom: Son, you need to wear a longsleeved shirt today.
Nate: No, I’m wearing short sleeves. I have Second Amendment rights.
Mom: What are you talking about?
Nate: You know, the right to bare arms!

Joke by Nate F., Chapel Hill, N.C.
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Wyatt: What did the tie say to the hat?
Warren: No idea.
Wyatt: “You go on a head; I’ll just hang around!”

Joke by Wyatt D., Lutherville, Md.
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A book never written: “The Nicest Clothes” by Fan C. Pants.

Joke by Samuel B., Buena Vista, Va.
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